I was talking to a woman (a provider no less!)and she did not know that a man cannot urinate when he has a full erection.

As for me, I don't know whether women pee in the shower like guys do. Ladies?

What did you always want to know about the opposite sex but were too embarassed to ask? Post it here and maybe we'll all learn something about each other.

You pee in the shower????????????

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Is this a medical fact?  I've never had a problem peeing with a wood.  Sometimes when I wake up with a hard-on, I also have to pee.  I just stand a little awkardly while I'm in the bathroom and take aim.

BigPapasan, that is not necessarily true.  Many men are able to urinate with a full erection (trust me).  Sedagive.

there are smart ladies and dumbass cows, and there it is.

there are guys who can pee with an erection, and normal guys like me who can't, and there it is.

i bemused one very bright lady because i didn't know that condoms can be flushed down a toilet. (here i am living in the country with a septic tank to the house, and it didn't seem like a good idea to me!)

at bottom, men and women are mostly the same. if surprise is a measure of difference, or of ignorance about another person, then i'm surprised as often by what men do or say or think or choose for clothing as i am about what women say or think or do or choose for clothing.

about 150 years ago when I "got lucky" for the first time I had, of course, used no protection.  After I finished insider her ( I think it took about 10 or 15 seconds) I suddenly realized the obvious: she could get pregnant.  Funny how that didn't occur to me earlier.  I stayed inside her and pushed and strained until I peed in her.  I thought that was the best way to fix things after the fact.  She hadn't a clue what was going on until she stood up.

When you pee in the shower is it before or after you wash your feet??  Don't be upset, it's just my sometimes odd-ball sense of humor at work.  LOL

from what I have heard. I remember reading or hearing somewhere that they do not biodegrade really fast, and if you have a lot of them going down there (think high traffic shared location) they can create quite an obstruction if they start to get hung up on something.

Who would want the roto rooter guy pulling a wad of condoms the size of a softball up into your bathroom.

When a woman pees, does she have to hold the labia apart, or does it dribble down her leg if she fails to hold the lips open completely? Judging from the copious amounts of paper they use, there must be a lot of liquid to sop up. Ladies??????

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by men with woodies having to calculate how far back to stand to lob the pee into the toilet when the tool is pointed upward at any particular angle. Also have to factor in whether any electrical fixtures (lights, cieling fans, etc) will be in the trajectory as 120V AC can cause a nasty shock. LOL

And I see you enjoy it so much you are hastily posting and revising responses for more than an hour. Lighten up!! If you don't like this idle, senseless chatter, buzz off!!! You have the gall to judge us for this nonsense, quoting your first post,---that we are, "showing what you think of us". Howzat?? You make no more sense  than we do.

I was constantly being interrupted, and for that I stand corrected.  the rest speaks for itself.  I dont think the ladies are inspired to cater to this toilet talk.  And, as shown in some reviews, we talk pretty badly about the ones who choose to cater to those of us who do this.

Oh, and so you were monitoring?  how interesting.

Re;Sedagive..now you got me wondering..did you cum with me or piss..??? Do tell eom

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I can pee with an erection, even a full on belly slapper. You do get in to some weird positions to do it. Easiest seems to be kind of like a ski jumper in midflight. Legs spread, leaning far forward and arms spread for balance (against the wall). Had a girlfriend see me doing this and laughed herself silly.

Seeeeeee, Ms asterisk? The question wasn't so bizarre, you are just an up- tight lady. And thanks to MistressM for an answer that proves she's not cowering in shame for how she's built!!!

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So you can tell if you're cumming or going.

Insofar as I know, women don't pee in the shower, but one never knows.  Tell you what, next time I go to a cocktail party I will ask for a share of hands of the women who pee in the shower and get back to you on that.  Fair enough?
On second thought, maybe I ought to be glad that you guys don't want to drink out of the toilet like one of my cats always does.
OR DO YOU?????

In fact, I have an erection for quite a while afterwards unless I do urinate. I've never been able to have a 2nd pop within the time frame of a session though. We are not all built exactly alike.

pumpkineater

More specifically, the formula that most of us learn in engineering classes is "the mass of the ass is equal to the heat of the meat".

CORRECTION - the full formula is "the angle of dangle is equal to the mass of the ass times the heat of the meat".

debate boards actually but sometimes we have fluffy stuff.

And occasionally things like "Do you squat or sit on public toilets?" and "Do you pee in the shower?" come up and I was amazed at how many women are uptight about these two things.

Then again, the women on these boards are just regular mom types and not providers so I figure they're not as comfortable with bodily functions and exposure to germs as I am.

According to our unscientific survey, over half of the women squatted over public seats, most of them flushed with their foot as well. I had no idea! However, there was a significant percent who did *occasionally* pee in the shower.

Of course this is all very unscientific but there you go.

MM

P.S. But no drinking out of the bowl!