Providers are now secretly using vibrators during sessions - guys watch out.

Unless they have an implant (Don't laugh, there is one gal who does!) then it can't be very secret.

I've had sex a few times while the gal sticks one of those small metal ones (Jack rabbits?) down there and gets her rocks off with me.  I sort of like it in a way, so I don't know what the big deal is.

If you don't like it, then I'm sure she'll demur if she is a good provider.

What's wrong about her getting off too. If you relax a little bit it could be fun.

Watch out guys secretly he uses Hooked on Phonics.

Are you that much of a mysoginist that you can indulge the lady a little pleasure of her own?

Not that it could be secret for long unless someone is asleep.  Shoot, I would help the lady out and help her have a good time too.  Don't be a Scrooge.  Merry Christmas!

Sure it all starts out innocent enough But what does she really have in mind with that thing she might try turning it
against you and holding you hostage making you beg for mercy. Or it could have a hidden camera to take blackmail photos
what if the batteries run out and she wants some of your batteries I can tell you that is coming right off the thousand dollar
donation or tip. I Don't know how some of you can take this so lightly. Merry X-mass

Then she gives him a flashlight...a GPS device and written instructions on how to find it.

And he still can't  

.....Because you can't get her there and she is frustrated???
Maybe you should ask her to show you how one works....You might enjoy it.

Kudos to those who just think, to hell with it, and bust out the vibes and enjoy themselves.

Let the guys review it...

"So I walk into the room, and I am greeted by London with a DFK. Then she immediately rips off my pants, bends me over and sticks a vibrator up my ass!!! If only I had listened to the OP...non of this would have happened. I still gave her a 10/10. After all, she did do anal!"

Merry Christmas!

I'm sure they are doing it BB as well...he will be very interested in this phenomenon. After all, in SE ASia, they fuck BB but they use their B.O.B.'s covered. ITS OPPOSITE LAND!!!!

in the hobby or civvy sex. It's a good addition while doing doggie!

put it in her pussy while you were fucking her ass?  Or put one in her ass while you were fucking her pussy?  I heartily recommend it.  There is nothing to fear, my son.  Come to the Dark Side.

@London Rayne--thank you I needed that..I really did "laugh out loud" (almost a BUST OUT LOUD--with your response---oh I needed that before signing off----.....Yeah, I'm thinking the only time it would "bother me"--if (without warning)--it ended up *MY* ass...*laughing*
@leonlp--you too!

The OP *HAS* to be messing around.....How many women has he been with (Provider or otherwise)--
And I'll bet anyone dinner, he's probably a Furie---fetish...*LOL*

Furries
Furries are people who dress up in animal costumes and take on the persona of that animal. Sometimes full-on sex occurs, but often two or more furries engage in a behavior called “yiffing” (dry-humping or other sexualized interactions). Would saying, “Get Stuffed” be considered an insult or a compliment, I wonder?


NO wait (off the "most bizzare" fetish list...

33 Weird And Disturbing Sexual Fetishes
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rainbowcrab/16-strange-disturbing-sexual-fetishes-2xqn

Tripsolagnia
A person with this fetish gets sexual pleasure from having there hair shampooed, step away from the Timotei!

Avisodomy
Someone who gets sexual gratification from having sex with birds

Here you go Ladies, when sick of Hobbyists (bad string)--find one of these dudes....

EDERACINISM
Sexual pleasure derived from [the thought of] tearing out sexual organs by the roots.

Eproctophilia
The sexual attraction to human flatulence, mainly heterosexual males attracted to female flatulence. This is a thing? Really? I just can't see it. Must be a Dominatrix thing. In that case- You Go Girl!

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He is paying her, so she should be coming just from his amazing his ivory staff! Clearly, his $300 alone should be giving her multiples.