Have many of you watched the show on showtime 'secret confessions of a call girl'?  Granted i watched it intitially because the actress is very hot but actually it has some very good facts for both the guys and providors.  The one fact that i thought was the most important as far as my life was the providor not be wearing perfumes or something that can get on your cloths, sheets etc.  It's amazing how those scents stick and can (and probably do) get recongized very quickly by wives and girlfriends.  It would be hard to explain to your Significant other if you just decided to wash the sheets one afternoon before she got home.

caught category.

That's one of the reasons I would never have a
provider over to my house.

If I lived alone it would be a different story.

Stay safe.

I, at one time, had two strippers who would give me a BBBJ at the club.  I had one, then drove across town, not really expecting anything from the other stripper.... she went down on me and almost instantly demanded to know who she was  (the other person who had given me a BJ...)?

Turns out she detected the smell, and was pretty close to guessing the other lady's name....  spooky....

I use to wear a light scent (neither feminine nor maculine) to mask anything that a provider (or for that matter, a stripper) would wear....  that did work, but a few women complained that the scent was not masculine enough... go figure.

unless on an extended date ladies should not wear any scent.  
Guys should take the time to wash face, hands & anything else that needs washing before leaving.  (Ladies should have towels available.)  
This is a good review.
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I have had ladies remind me to wash my face to get that "perfume" cleaned up.  That's even harder to explain away than Chanel #5.

I just try to stay as clean and fresh as my Ivory soap will make me.

...GENTS. Always if you have an SO, wash before you go home.  

I like to bring a change of clothes with me on days I go see a provider. Pull out something old from the closet that you could discard if you absolutely must.  You nor your SO will miss it.

Another note, even if you don't smoke......the ocassional cigar with some coworkers after work usually will get you out of trouble.....hint hint.  Gives you another excuse to shower when you get home incase your SO wants to get freaky.

and don't forget glitter.  Also tough to explain

having sex with someone other than my wife in our bed.  It seems shamefully disrespectful and --because of the great possibility of being found out-- disrespectful of my wife's feelings.

Most ladies will take extra care in removing your clothing before things get going and hanging it up for you.  Caring ladies also offer you a shower before you leave and have the shower stocked with neutral soap.    

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Now, what if the provider does not wear perfume but somehow you get the scent from the previous client. THAT would be really hard to explain to your SO ("honey, why does your chest smell of Ricky Martin cologne,.......hmmmm, something you want to talk about?")