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AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 588 reads
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are based on total experience and are not limited to any certain thing. Everyone has their preference of what they like and the girls have a choice whether to fill that need or not. Personally I think it adds a nice touch to wipe him up and you never know if doing something like that may push you past the rest of the girls. Little touches seem more personal rather than some wham bam.

macdaddy19442589 reads

one of my regulars always gives a great performance and consistently gets 8' or 9's..her last client gave her a bad review because she inadvertently forgot to bring him a wet towel to clean himself up..i checked the "actual services performed" on TER and could not find one that says "cleans your cock"..i always consider a clean up offered as a courtesy provided by the lady..not a service to be expected..to give a lady a bad review after great sex just for that reason to be ridiculous..some hobbyists are just plain spoiled little brats who expect all the extras thrown in to appease their own little quirks..what is next? do we expect these ladies to wipe our ass..give us a diaper..and soothe us with some baby powder after a session? grow up guys..this is P4p..not nursery school..

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Dr Who revived701 reads

Why are you getting your panties in a wad over what that hookers score was?  

Are you hoping that next time she'll make sure to wipe your ass?  And certainly not forget the baby powder.

How about if you let the hookers worry about their own reviews?

Or be the good WK...see the hooker again and write another Harlequin Romance novel 10/10 review for her so she can be happy with herself...or is it YOU need to be happy?

Yep...it's not nursery school.  Try and remember that when you need to come riding in on that stallion!

Posted By: macdaddy1944
one of my regulars always gives a great performance and consistently gets 8' or 9's..her last client gave her a bad review because she inadvertently forgot to bring him a wet towel to clean himself up..i checked the "actual services performed" on TER and could not find one that says "cleans your cock"..i always consider a clean up offered as a courtesy provided by the lady..not a service to be expected..to give a lady a bad review after great sex just for that reason to be ridiculous..some hobbyists are just plain spoiled little brats who expect all the extras thrown in to appease their own little quirks..what is next? do we expect these ladies to wipe our ass..give us a diaper..and soothe us with some baby powder after a session? grow up guys..this is P4p..not nursery school..

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ITAdmin706 reads

This is p4p and yet here you are bitching like a little school boy because someone was rude to a girl you are crushing on....Take some of your own advice.

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hiddenhills580 reads

any veteran hobbyists will read the details and realize what happened. So quit your worrying.

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serpius475 reads

... to knock that provider's score down for that silly little oversight is very dumb!

Tell that provider not to get all uptight over it because most likely if she does report that bad review to TER, they may remove the offending review.

Cleaning up one's private parts is not part of TER's rating system... at least that I am not aware of.

Looks like some guys just expect perfection out of every single provider and that's not going to happen.

Serpius

Posted By: macdaddy1944
one of my regulars always gives a great performance and consistently gets 8' or 9's..her last client gave her a bad review because she inadvertently forgot to bring him a wet towel to clean himself up..i checked the "actual services performed" on TER and could not find one that says "cleans your cock"..i always consider a clean up offered as a courtesy provided by the lady..not a service to be expected..to give a lady a bad review after great sex just for that reason to be ridiculous..some hobbyists are just plain spoiled little brats who expect all the extras thrown in to appease their own little quirks..what is next? do we expect these ladies to wipe our ass..give us a diaper..and soothe us with some baby powder after a session? grow up guys..this is P4p..not nursery school..

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London Rayne783 reads

to find fault with any woman they feel is out of their price range or who might (according to them) "need a reality check," but on the other hand, you're rather generous with your scoring. Hell, I had to tell you NOT to give me a 10 in looks or your boys would kick your ass for it lol.

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JustGopherIt483 reads

Well, it doesn't appear out of his price range (as he booked an appt. and paid her).  Don't know if it was a "reality check."  You'd think he'd be able to make an informed decision based on her reviews.  

He just sounds like a dick.  Kind of funny because in my real girlfriend experiences, I ALWAYS clean myself up and I also get a towel for the gal (usually because no condom is involved and she would leak, but what is wrong with being considerate?).  

He could have just as easily asked for her to get him something.  Like I said, he just sounds like he's an asshole.

My guess is the lady can fend for herself, though!

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London Rayne606 reads


to see just to nitpick in her review...has happened to me.

Posted By: JustGopherIt
Well, it doesn't appear out of his price range (as he booked an appt. and paid her).  Don't know if it was a "reality check."  You'd think he'd be able to make an informed decision based on her reviews.  

He just sounds like a dick.  Kind of funny because in my real girlfriend experiences, I ALWAYS clean myself up and I also get a towel for the gal (usually because no condom is involved and she would leak, but what is wrong with being considerate?).  

He could have just as easily asked for her to get him something.  Like I said, he just sounds like he's an asshole.

My guess is the lady can fend for herself, though!

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Angela_Petite2456 reads

Are you saying that you don't use protection ????

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London Rayne416 reads

I am talking about a guy who really can't stand a provider, goes to see her, and then gives her a bad review regardless of what service she provided.

Edited to add...sorry Angela. thought you were talking about my post lol. Gopher meant with his REAL life gfs, not providers.

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Angela_Petite2480 reads


Yes I must say johns like you and whoever you see who you do bareback should be documented history on TER providers with something to hide section. I think that section would make for a wonderful history
section to assist those who can't figure out who they boinked and when . A section such as, would help an entire community say no with listed user ID's as warnings of who the bare backers can go to and the non barebackers to reference and stay away from. Glad you had the honesty to post that .

Angela  

Posted By: JustGopherIt
Well, it doesn't appear out of his price range (as he booked an appt. and paid her).  Don't know if it was a "reality check."  You'd think he'd be able to make an informed decision based on her reviews.  

He just sounds like a dick.  Kind of funny because in my real girlfriend experiences, I ALWAYS clean myself up and I also get a towel for the gal (usually because no condom is involved and she would leak, but what is wrong with being considerate?).  

He could have just as easily asked for her to get him something.  Like I said, he just sounds like he's an asshole.

My guess is the lady can fend for herself, though!

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itsnotahobby408 reads

He is talking about GIRLFRIENDS not PROVIDERS!! It was pretty clear in his post and you were told that by two follow up posters!
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RichardHeadIII529 reads

Yes, she IS stupid & off her meds again

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London Rayne473 reads

Cmon guys, we all know the first day of hooker class tells you about the clean up bwahahaha.

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TheHoundOfCullin486 reads

I didn't like it. I felt like a baby.
I had never heard of it. Plus she was a little older than me.
It was...Weird.
Just throw the hot towel at me.
No baby wipes please. They are always cold. I would prefer a paper towel.

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swingsbothways441 reads

But did he write in the Review that he was upset she had not cleaned him up?

Did she contact him about the bad review and he told her this?

Or did she receive the bad review and is just guessing as to the reason?

The reality is, you were not there and do not know what happened.  

Plus she is probably venting to you and not really wanting you to take up her fight.  We are women, we vent.  You are men, you pretend to listen.

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LoboGris453 reads

-pretending to listen-

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macdaddy1944606 reads

YES..he put in the review..after sucking his dick for the first cup for fifteen minutes..he tried every position imaginable before unloading his second cup..then he has the gall to bitch about the fact she didnt bring him a wet towel for his little pee-pee..it reminds of the guy who has his fill of cake and ice cream..then bitches there was no cherry on top..this hobby will always be..ADVANTAGE..client..

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London Rayne521 reads

"London had the nerve to put the lamp up my ass, after clocking me in the head with the ashtray." I don't take kindly to assholes, but alas, I have never skipped the clean up part. I feel it is part of my job, but if some idiot demanded it, I would clean him up alright...with the pressure washer! I am not your fkin mommy! It is bad enough some clients can't clean their own ass when they get there, yet expect us to clean the leftovers? Brilliant!

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macdaddy1944474 reads

BINGO..thats my girl...

Posted By: London Rayne
"London had the nerve to put the lamp up my ass, after clocking me in the head with the ashtray." I don't take kindly to assholes, but alas, I have never skipped the clean up part. I feel it is part of my job, but if some idiot demanded it, I would clean him up alright...with the pressure washer! I am not your fkin mommy! It is bad enough some clients can't clean their own ass when they get there, yet expect us to clean the leftovers? Brilliant!

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Dr Who revived421 reads

I don't believe I've seen ONE yet that hasn't made sure that SHE brought a warm washcloth to clean up any mess that WE may have made.

And YOU...the most pathetic of WK's haven't had the hookers clean you up?  I find that a bit hard to believe...maybe all of your pathetic reviews are just full of shit!  And I doubt they would clean that up as well  LOL

Grow a fucking pair already.  

Frankly...if that hooker simply said "go and clean yourself up pal"...I would have commented as well and taken off a couple of performance points as well.  But from where you start...that would only bring her down to an 11.  It's mangina's like you that make the rest of the johnnie boys have to work twice as hard at finding hookers that understand that for 300+ an hour...clean me the fuck up!

Posted By: macdaddy1944
BINGO..thats my girl...
Posted By: London Rayne
"London had the nerve to put the lamp up my ass, after clocking me in the head with the ashtray." I don't take kindly to assholes, but alas, I have never skipped the clean up part. I feel it is part of my job, but if some idiot demanded it, I would clean him up alright...with the pressure washer! I am not your fkin mommy! It is bad enough some clients can't clean their own ass when they get there, yet expect us to clean the leftovers? Brilliant!

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macdaddy1944493 reads

whatever floats your leaky boat..

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Dr Who revived465 reads

If you want to try and sell the shit you're advocating...sell it to someone who doesn't know better.

Posted By: macdaddy1944
whatever floats your leaky boat..

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swingsbothways474 reads

You don't think it's polite for whichever person who isn't messy to clean up the person who is messy?  You have just been intimate, why not extend common courtesy to one another?  

I get where you would be upset if you went to a barber and did not get a hot towel and neck massage - but this somehow feels different.

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Dr Who revived437 reads

However...the OP had to WK for some hooker he saw that didn't accommodate her john.

And the john was NOT happy with those arrangements...and apparently stated so in his review.  Last I checked the john was paying the hooker for a service.  Now...if the hooker was paying him, or this was a FWB arrangement...that's a different story.

My criticism of the OP (macdaddy) was that it is NONE of his fucking business to relate that drivel here.  He's hoping to gain some brownie points with the hooker...plain and simple.  And that shit is better served behind the scenes.  Funny how some folks think that many posters use their knuckles to walk with...but in the OP's case he can't since he is already on his knees!

So I simply see it as a john NOT getting the type of service HE paid for...and said so.  That's what the reviews are for.  More importantly...if that was the ONLY review to complain about it...most intelligent mongers can read into that what they want.  Every gal has an outlier...and honestly, I pay attention to those.

Posted By: swingsbothways
You don't think it's polite for whichever person who isn't messy to clean up the person who is messy?  You have just been intimate, why not extend common courtesy to one another?  

I get where you would be upset if you went to a barber and did not get a hot towel and neck massage - but this somehow feels different.  
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London Rayne435 reads

in Chi town? Won't be much of a "gathering" if I am all alone!!!

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macdaddy1944416 reads

us ass hats love each other..he just likes to win all the time like in "TER jeopardy"..shit..i'll buy..now get your sexy ass here..i know he cant wait...i have learned some new DATY skills i need to try out..

Posted By: London Rayne
in Chi town? Won't be much of a "gathering" if I am all alone!!!
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HangingwithBears496 reads

Note that I'm not arguing with anyone. Haha, brownie points indeed :-)

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Dr Who revived443 reads

But you're so cheap and ugly I'd have to relieve you almost immediately  :D

And I sure as hell ain't wiping your fat ass!

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Note that I'm not arguing with anyone. Haha, brownie points indeed :-)
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HangingwithBears503 reads

I'm off with the bitch you two were fighting over - last laugh f*cktard. WTF, now you're checking out my ass gay boy? I thought you liked females, man was I wrong but glad I found out before my ass got dude-raped. Stop staring at my f*cking ass!

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HangingwithBears469 reads

Yeah, you bad girls like the bad boys... gun-toting dimple-assed potty-mouthed bitch. You need a good ass-whipping. All you're getting is a 5.99999999 inch dick rammed in long and deep. No DATY for you!

LMFAO.... biatch!

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London Rayne504 reads

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Yeah, you bad girls like the bad boys... gun-toting dimple-assed potty-mouthed bitch. You need a good ass-whipping. All you're getting is a 5.99999999 inch dick rammed in long and deep. No DATY for you!

LMFAO.... biatch!

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swingsbothways509 reads

A hobbyist should write whatever review they feel is appropriate.  And the ladies can certainly defend themselves.  They are a feisty group.  

My mistake, I missed your point.

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swingsbothways470 reads

will think he is a dick for getting upset about that.  Certainly odd.  

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WondersOfTheWrld527 reads

he was right. you'd be surprised at the number of men who wait for you to come and clean them up....even when you have come dripping from your chest or face, trying not to drip it on the hotel floor on the way to the bathroom. I don't mind pampering, but sometimes if just makes you wonder.
like...
I had one client who got up and got the wash cloth and wiped me down. I was the one with cum all over me after all, and already in a lying down position. It only made sense to him since he was in the upright position. Some men would flip right over and lie down, then wait for the gal to get up. to each their own.

some guys like to feel pampered by being wiped down. i guess some also see asians b/c i guess they take off the mens shoes.

it's his review to score how he wants so I have comments about that.

Posted By: macdaddy1944
one of my regulars always gives a great performance and consistently gets 8' or 9's..her last client gave her a bad review because she inadvertently forgot to bring him a wet towel to clean himself up..i checked the "actual services performed" on TER and could not find one that says "cleans your cock"..i always consider a clean up offered as a courtesy provided by the lady..not a service to be expected..to give a lady a bad review after great sex just for that reason to be ridiculous..some hobbyists are just plain spoiled little brats who expect all the extras thrown in to appease their own little quirks..what is next? do we expect these ladies to wipe our ass..give us a diaper..and soothe us with some baby powder after a session? grow up guys..this is P4p..not nursery school..

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HangingwithBears456 reads

If I messed her up, I clean her up. If she squirts all over me, it's a draw, lol.

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MsDynamite540 reads

I agree it's like a given that it gets done. Same with helping to get dressed afterwards.
Also agree it's HIS review let them score how they'd like. All she can do is keep getting even better ones to offset that one.

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harborview529 reads

She cleans me up, then herself before heading to the bathroom...    I truely enjoy a warm towel But I'm not going anywhere & it she takes a few minutes to come back, then it's fine.  I agree, I hate cold baby wipes!!  There ought to be a law!  

But truely, this is Provider territory.  It's too bad if her client was ultra picky.  But she's a big girl & does not need a White Knight.  I DO read the complete reviews & can usually tell if the 'bad' review is bogus.  I expect some variation & will disregard a single out of character 'bad review'...  when the gal has a page or more of reviews that tell me otherwise.  
I recall a bad review of a gal I had seen...  had stellar reviews...  a stunning beauty...   I knew that the review was unwarrented.

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AnotherPerspective440 reads

It's never bothered me , by the time I'm  done , she's had at least seven O's .
 I  figure they're too exhausted to move . :-D
 
 I don't want my ass wiped ,  kissing ass warrants higher review score , doesn't matter
  what TER services forgot    .

 Some guys take the lives of others too personal , when it's not about you .

 

Posted By: macdaddy1944
one of my regulars always gives a great performance and consistently gets 8' or 9's..her last client gave her a bad review because she inadvertently forgot to bring him a wet towel to clean himself up..i checked the "actual services performed" on TER and could not find one that says "cleans your cock"..i always consider a clean up offered as a courtesy provided by the lady..not a service to be expected..to give a lady a bad review after great sex just for that reason to be ridiculous..some hobbyists are just plain spoiled little brats who expect all the extras thrown in to appease their own little quirks..what is next? do we expect these ladies to wipe our ass..give us a diaper..and soothe us with some baby powder after a session? grow up guys..this is P4p..not nursery school..

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AlexandraMilw589 reads

are based on total experience and are not limited to any certain thing. Everyone has their preference of what they like and the girls have a choice whether to fill that need or not. Personally I think it adds a nice touch to wipe him up and you never know if doing something like that may push you past the rest of the girls. Little touches seem more personal rather than some wham bam.

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