Einstein married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed". He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as...
Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty." Oh, stop moaning! I don't write this shit, I receive it from my warped friends
Einstein married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed". He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as...
Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty." Oh, stop moaning! I don't write this shit, I receive it from my warped friends
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