I won a math debate.

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

I had to talk to a guy at a conference with his name tag out......Michael Hunt.
Try biting your tongue and talking at the same time.

Or rather anyone who has to call out his name, especially if it were a female and she used the abbreviated version...Mike. That always makes me laugh.

i always admired Dick Bender and Jack Offerman..

Only there can you find a real Dick Trickle

Italian Retard Out Cruising.

I am sofa king wee Todd did......

Alas, sometimes I am too. Sigh....

I once phoned him in Upton Mass.

Sofa QUEEN, I'd buy THAT for a dollar. I'd love to bend you over that sofa in 5 inch stilettos... you and me and Todd can wait his turn

Just for that, I'm gonna read all your reviews and find out well you really dance at the "Bend-over Ball"!  
FYI, I stole that phrase.  Been waitin' 20 years for the opportunity to use it. Thanks, Clarence!

Meant to say, "how" well you dance.......
Looooove my A.D.D.! Hate dopey typos. Wonder if I can blame iPad's "auto-correct" for this.
Apparently, APPLE and FACEBOOK are to blame for all of the world's troubles.  Gotta love a good scape-goat.