Okay, my ma and pops were separated early so the only guy in my life was my mom's second husband who was a big black guy...not lying my mom is like 5' and 100 pounds soaking wet. So I was about 9 when I was in my mom's closet going through her jewelry and trying things on when my "parents" came in and started doing it. I WAS SO mortified because I couldn't tear my eyes away. At the time I didn't really know what I was watching but he was HUNG. Thus my early belief that I was never dating a black guy because of that. LOLZZZ As soon as they were done (after a few minutes my head was buried in the corner and I was plugging my ears) they went to go get a shower and I got the phuck out of there!
Rae....wow!...My parent were just doing mish on the couch and i was freaked...can't imagine how freaked you must of been!...Oh well,we're all grown up now and all is good!(with the help of the dozen or so meds i'm on)..(LOL)..Just kidding!
I never saw them having sex. I do remember though when my dad and I had "the talk". We were in the car just the two of us. I was probably in the 6th or 7th grade.
When he told me the deal, all I could think of was
"On Nooooo, my mom is a F**KER! my mom is a F**KER!"
I remember being horrified at that thought that she was actually a f**ker. Looking back at it, I guess that shows the Midwestern double standard of morality begins early in our lives. Fortunately, in my adult life I was able to meet a lady who allowed me to understand ladies enjoy sex just as much if not more than we guys do.
Funny how we tend to remember some of the strangest things our whole lives.
I never caught them but I have been caught by them having sex in their house. Not pretty for me or my boyfriend at the time. I think I was grounded for a month.
The head board to their bed hitting the wall, what seemed like forever. Then I would hear one of them get up to turn their bathroom faucet on. We were in one of those 60's style split level homes and they had no privacy. My bedroom was right across the hall from them. I was totally grossed out and even at a young age I knew what they were doing.
never did see what she saw in my dad, but Mom was a fox.... Dad had the good sense to realize what he had... his only complaint, was just before his lung cancer was diagnosed, he went to the doctor, and said that he could not "keep up"
The doctor asked if his inability to exercise was really bothering him, and he said... "no, that is not what I mean by "keeepoing up" I mean in the bedroom..." OH... was the docs response...
lol
but I never caught them... probably a good thing... but as dad got older - he was very candid about his sex life... and from what he described - it was pretty good...
would ever lay claim to having anything to do with my creation. Thankfully, I never got to witness them doing anything but arguing as to whose devilchild I really was, and where the hell I came from.
I would have to say that I never knew they had sex while growing up (obviously they did as we had 5 kids in the family), but when I was about 9 I was going through their drawers (probably looking for money to steal) and found a 'Joy of Sex' book and a jar of vasoline. At the time it seemed strange and the book was 'gross' (apparently razors were not invented until 1980 or so) but I didn't put 2 and 2 together until a few years later and I was old enough to deal with the idea of my dad hitting mom in the 'stink-star'.
My dad used to walk around the house in his underwear with his thing falling out through the leg opening. Picture a big belly and skinny little chicken legs in extra baggy underwear! And his thang falling down along his leg. OMG. And I don't ever remember riding in the car without my Dad's hand stuck down into my mom's blouse, like it had found it's home, playing with her boobies! They used to play poker for hickey's. No losers in that game! LOL. Some mornings my mom had the hickeys and some mornings my dad had them! Occasionally, they both had them!
But, I never actually saw them have sex. I know they did it at least 9 times. 6 kids and 3 miscarriages. Last week, at my mom's 65th birthday party, my mom "announced" to the entire family that her and dad had a very fulfilling sex life. Well, no shit!
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