Santa stopped to see me for a session!
A big ol' bag of goodies did he carry ~
Since I was feeling festive
I got a bit suggestive...
So now you know why Santa's oh, so merry!
He said he had some special balls that dangled,
But that I'd have to handle them with care ~
I said "I know the rules
for handling precious jewels,
But it's strange you keep them in your underwear!"

Santa said, "Just wait, you ain't seen nothin!"
And peeled down to a Speedo, red and shiny ~
The wrapping was unique
and so I took a peek...
Surprisingly, the package was quite tiny!

Santa blushed and said "It's usually bigger!
There's been some shrinkage in the cold and snow"
I exclaimed, "Oh, not at all!
No package is too small!"
And Santa burst forth with a "HO HO HO!"

~Lisa Danyelles~