This is a Public Service Message under the heading: "Every Village Needs an Idiot, so why do we have three?"
Well, there are more than three, but the ones I'm thinking of are Udo, FIDCUOF and Ridgetuckey. Here's my take on these lame-Os and interested parties will no doubt have their own views. The latter two clowns are simply idiots. But other members are wasting their time when they try to explain to this Un-Dynamic Duo that they are fools. The reason is simple. An idiot does not know he's an idiot. In fact, he thinks he's really the sharpest tool in the drawer, not the dullest. So don't bother to try explaining it to these guys. You are wasting your time.
Udo, however, is not simply an idiot. To me it's obvious he's a troll. He loves posting his stupid but provocative crap here because he likes the attention he receives. So, please, do not feed the troll.
That said, it would be a lot more fun dealing with these fools if we could have multiple aliases again. I would really enjoy posting as "Udo'sRetardedBrother" or "Udo'sSon," or "Udo'sSTDs." And, of course, there would also be "FIDCUOF'sSister," and "FIDCUOF'sSmarterBrother," (royalties paid to GaGambler on that one, since he has slunk back to these environs). Last, but not least would be "Ridgetucky'sMother" and "Ridgetucky'sWife." My favorite old alias like this was the infamous "Hirogen'sMom." May she rest in peace.
Thank you for your attention. Now back to your regularly scheduled shit-throwing.
-- Modified on 4/12/2013 9:38:19 AM
When your first line reads...
"Every Village Needs and Idiot"
It would help if you worded it better, so that YOU dont look like the idiot.
Those who throw stones.
Apart from that though, you make some valid points.
Oh, dear! How embarrassing! I actually do read through my posts before putting them up, but missed that one. I will correct it, post-haste!
Thank you!
Using "your" instead of "you're" might show some educational deficiency, but a single letter typo does not point to idiocy in the least.
Put your thinking cap on here, buddy. Not everyone is typing their posts on a full size PC/MAC with a large clear screen while sitting leisurely at a comfy desk with no distraction or prying eyes to to worry about.
In my case, I use a laptop with a screen I can barely see properly exacerbated by poor eyesight, compounded by peck-typing with carpal-tunnel syndrome on a tiny chic-let keyboard, i.e. I'm gonna make a mistake here and there. Corrective posts like yours are nothing more than an attention-seeking device from a maladjusted wanker who thinks way to much of himself.
If you want to be legitimately critical where it's due, go over to the legal board and read some posts from some guy called DAVEPHX, or some such. There are OPs like his that often make no sense due to horrid grammar, incomplete sentences, and sometimes the simple lack of complete, cogent thought.
It was completely obvious that inicky meant "an." Your reply was unneeded, anal, and pathetic.
Go ahead and pick this one apart, if you're emotions can't take a valid criticism.
PEACE. LOVE. DOPE.
Both the explicit one - ignore the idiot, and the implicit one - how can we know the OP is not an idiot, or that you or I are not idiots?
As for which post is unneeded, anal and pathetic, I think someone who still feels the need to get all hot and bothered about people who correct grammar, misspellings and usage has as much claim to that description as the nitpickers.
Your tag line suggest what you need to do - chill.
Now I will let others decide who the idiots are and what should be done about them. Me, I am perfectly happy to strive to be the happy idiot (credit to Jackson Browne).
Back to chasing ladies,
zig
I'm not "bothered" at all. I'm just a sarcastic SOB sometimes.... and the rest of your reply is too boring to respond to.
PEACE.LOVE.DOPE.
and in the annals of trolldom, these three don't make a pimple on a REAL trolls ass. After having endured trolls on the order of liorr, MDKILLER, and most recently Laffy, these guys really need to step up their game to even make "dishonorable mention" on the list of all time TER trolls.
Thanks for the props though, I'll pass them along to my brother.
I'm talking only about this board, not that cesspool called P&R. I almost never post there because it's just pointless poo-flinging. As for your smarter brother, didn't I have an alias called GaGamblersRetardedBrother? Or something like that? Ah, but there were so many. I also liked J.EdgarHooker, who posted on LE issues, ConanTheGrammarian, who handled grammatical instruction, and MotherHookerTheresa, who counseled fallen women of the board, among many other butchered aliases.
believe it or not though, I never made a single post under an alias until I became a mod and they MADE me us one. After that it got to be fun.
In all fairness to you and your use of aliases, you never made the slightest bit of effort to hide your true identity, and as a matter of fact outted yourself on many occasions so you could take credit for your handiwork instead of cowering behind the anonymity of an alias to take cowardly pot shots at people like some did, and still do.
Thanks, Ga, but I'll admit there also were times when I did use aliases to flame with anonymity.
For that matter of the three only Daffy posts mainly on P&R and MDKILLER never posted there. liorr started on the Sports Board and followed CYNIC over to P&R once he found it was an unmoderated board.
It's funny, many of the P&R Board trolls actually seem to gain about 30 IQ points once they get off of P&R, Even AF gets a little smarter, but 30 points above his starting point of about 2 still makes him a retard.
I am sure he is stalking someone on another board, because he just can't help himself.
just look on the bottom of your shoe, and there he'll be, just waiting to start shit again.
and while he might have been YOUR biggest fan, he still doesn't even make the top ten list of TER's biggest trolls, but he's close. lol
I just kinda thought Cincy Guy was more of a shill!
Wrong one. Talking about "Herpius" lol.
....check the porn board. He posts here too.
... MDKILLER's ISO post for a gal to meet him naked at Walmart and do it in the clothing racks was SO damn sexy!!! lol. He was VERY serious too, isn't that crazy???
Oh fuck I swear to God he better not start stalking me again (or any of the other girls). He blew up so many girls phones and emails with his crazy crap. Didn't he get banned a bazillion times? I learned a valuable lesson from that whole experience, do not be nice to BSC people, they take it as an invitation that you like them. Sh^t, I think half the providers learned the same thing as well from him lol.
I honestly can not think of anyone else who was as crazy as him and his posts.
It's funny now, but wasn't back then. UGH.
I had the "pleasure" of reading every single post he made for years, you guys only got to see the ones that got approved. Some of his posts that never got to see the light of day were downright bizarre. I was like a psychiatrist wondering if I should call the police on my patient. Finally it got so bad, he had to go. lol
What ever happened to her son Hirogen? I kind of miss his bitch slapping antics.
And that was before all the changes. Now I don't think he'd even bother with this place. He's not the only one. Which raises the question, WTF is GaGa doing here again? Must be a lot of dry holes in his neck of the woods.
JACK_SCHITT. He was a mean, misogynistic asshole
Samiam
I bet you he skipped the country. lol
Would be offended bye that comment lol
JS
I doubt that Sammy Hagar is easily offended, his life is too fucking good to what the likes of me have to say about him or Jack_Schitt.
He still is! And you know it well! LOL!
PS: One of my aliases was Jacques Merde.
Samiam