Write Review
2,079,431 Total Reviews 4,131 New Reviews
9,247 Users Online

TER General Board

Fake moaning by Providers. Sometimes the "oooh Baby, aah Baby" and........
When Harry Wet Sally 4304 reads
posted

Meg Ryan orgasms are absurd to the point of embarrassment.  Anyone else detest the fake screams, moans, epileptic convulsions ?

Rudy50669 reads

I would much rather my ladies be better at their fake orgasms by moaning more realistically.  I can sometimes tell when they really come, but I prefer to think it's every time.  So, the obviously fake sounds are annoying.

ReplyQuoteReport
Damian11316 reads

Because they Think guys Care.

ReplyQuoteReport
CiaraHasFun1446 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
file371505 reads

better not to make Mae West sounds at all than the bullshit fake moans a groans. "If you don't have something good to say,it's better not to say anything at all." It breaks the flow. woman also say they need to concentrate to cum, well so do a lot of men.

ReplyQuoteReport
CiaraHasFun1625 reads

Tired of the escort bashing...
" what do you hate about appts with providers"
" what about fake moaning.."
" etc etc..

This board is for all of us.. what came first ? the chicken or the egg ?

We offer a service- girls are the boss-
You pay for the service- you are the boss..

No one is better than anyone else here at the end of the day...



-- Modified on 4/28/2006 6:42:28 AM

ReplyQuoteReport
followme997 reads

If the egg hits the G Spot on the way out , eye say the chicken came first.

Thank you

You lil DEVIL you

ReplyQuoteReport
AnyOneNormalAnymore1316 reads

Girth will make the wet and hot pretty fast. No need for faking, lol.

ReplyQuoteReport
Carrie_of_London1174 reads

I agree with Ciara :)

I've heard all manner of genuine orgasmic sounds from women, some really had me wide eyed with wonder!  

But unless you know the lady concerned how do you really know if it's fake or the real thing?  Of course, if you've just met them and they are babbling on about 'you're the best baby' etc then it doesn't mean you really *are* the best :)

Related Link: Carrie of London

ReplyQuoteReport
bobb39502641 reads

Oh, crap.
You mean that "you're the best, baby", doesn't really mean that? LOL

As you and Ciara have said, how do you know if it's fake?
Every lady I have been with has reacted differently.
Some more "active and vocal" than others.
However, I do believe them when they have say that they enjoyed themselves.
In reality, we are all responsible for our own "pleasure".
I can help her along, but I can't make her have an orgasm.
My goal is to just make sure that she enjoys her time with me.
If I can make sure she is realxed and comfortable with me, the rest will happen on it's own.

Just my opinion...
B

ReplyQuoteReport
SULLY1066 reads

I dunno-  I had a GF  right after college that just did not seem to be enjoying sex with me as much as my other partners from that era.  I broke up with her  over it , basically saying to her that she could probably find a better match with someone she really liked to fuck.

I met her again and discovered she had never forgiven me as she recalled me as one of favourite partners!  She was just not expressive- and pissed that I seemed to want more...

I still look for the rolled back eyes, involuntary muscle moves and sweat behind the knees for real signs of entertainment.  If these are absent, I just hope to not to be a burden...

SO sex is all about my partners needs.  Here its all about ME!

ReplyQuoteReport
bifur1558 reads

I once knew a woman who yipped like a barking dog when she orgasmed. It was all I could do to keep from laughing. :)

--b.

(Thankfully I didn't. She was a real sweetheart and I didn't want to hurt her feelings.)

ReplyQuoteReport
CiaraHasFun1263 reads

and she was so loud i had to close my window in bedroom... that shit was Real.. its was like linda blair in the exorcist

ReplyQuoteReport
mrfisher1389 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
Lex Luethor1602 reads

...that starts 5 minutes into my "love making".

ReplyQuoteReport
MrSelfDestruct863 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
BackDoorGirl1480 reads

can't help, reason I always try to book a suite so there are two rooms to contain my screams of pleasure.
When I'm ready to orgasm, actually my moans and dirty talk turns into growls, like an animal.
After, when I am done, I just purrrrrrrr.
I don't fake, it just depends on the guy abilities to unleash the beast inside me.

ReplyQuoteReport
redheadedbbw787 reads

Can't help it . I also can't do it any other time.

ReplyQuoteReport
BBrain1111 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
bifur1151 reads

I was about to ask "how does one politely say there's no need to fake?'"

--b.

ReplyQuoteReport
SheerUtopia656 reads

Why do you assume she is faking, maybe she was honestly having fun!!

Related Link: SheerUtopia.com

ReplyQuoteReport
splunge919 reads

1. The positive orgasm "Oh Yes Oh Yes OH YES ..."
2. The negative orgasm " Oh No Oh No OH NO ..."
3. The religious orgams " Oh GOd Oh God OH GOD ..."
4. The obscene orgasm "Oh fuck Oh fuck OH FUCK ..."

and the fake orgasm

"Oh SPLUNGE, Oh SPLUNGE, OH SPLUNGE" LOL

ReplyQuoteReport
XiaomingLover11027 reads

"Oh, oh, oh my God...Maybe."

ReplyQuoteReport
mrfisher1949 reads

Oh God, Oh Vishnu, Oh Buddha, Oh yaweh, Oh Allah...

ReplyQuoteReport
XiaomingLover1592 reads

OH OH OH OH NOTHING!!! [?]

ReplyQuoteReport
Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!