Actually when I was in grade school. Some kids told me a joke.
They asked if I jerked off? (I think they added in class?) With out hesitation, or knowing what masturbation was. I said yes. They laughed and asked a few more times, and again I would answer yes. I thought they were asking if I was a procrastinator. LOL
Rubbing one out Tame the dragon (from SNL) Doing the laundry Choke the chicken Tickle the pickle Slapping the salami Waxing the dolphin Polish the knob
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