The Story was Retracted

The story was retracted. Obviously the paper reporting the alleged loss had not thoroughly researched the piece. GB's presidential library is in fact not located in Crawford but rather in the third smallest town of Texas named "Tuna".

A little more thorough research would have revealed that the documents actually lost were those of Al Gore's re-election strategy. Sadly, the flood disposed of the documents more rapidly than the way the Ranch intended which was as toilet paper.

Not to worry though, they still have all those Florida votes with the hanging chads which will probably work even better.

TOMC LOL