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Sacred alright...like a cow... Eom
SchlongusMaximus 510 reads
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Posted By: Bromios
You really got me there!    
   
 I'll certainly never find "gobbling" or "scarfing" pussy funny again, either.  Absolutely not.  Metaphors are sacred.

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For me, it's "feasting."  

Whether nipples, pussy, or ass... you are not, in fact, consuming it.  

At least I fuckin' hope not.

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Posted By: Bromios
For me, it's "feasting."    
   
 Whether nipples, pussy, or ass... you are not, in fact, consuming it.    
   
 At least I fuckin' hope not.  

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Bromios737 reads

You really got me there!  

I'll certainly never find "gobbling" or "scarfing" pussy funny again, either.  Absolutely not.  Metaphors are sacred.

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Posted By: Bromios
You really got me there!    
   
 I'll certainly never find "gobbling" or "scarfing" pussy funny again, either.  Absolutely not.  Metaphors are sacred.

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SchlongusMaximus526 reads

Who'd a thunk it? Writing can be fun!

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SchlongusMaximus471 reads

in reviews is appreciated by many because they portray a sense of mood. Some are a little overboard with hyperbole, but so what?  Whereas, frankly, your reviews, and those of a few others in this thread with similiar complaints, are about as useful as an acronym checklist. That's just as bad in its own way because it tells nothing about her other than the mechanics. Shit makes my eyes glaze over and informs me of nothing.

Boring.

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Bromios416 reads

This is a ymmv thing, I guess.  I cannot stand reviews that read like terrible parodies of themselves, but hell...we all love different things.  When I read a review, it's for facts.  No more.  Anything else is just kind of annoying.  To me.   Again, ymmv!

For me?  There is good porn writing in lots of places online.  And this ain't one of 'em.

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rrasha88492 reads

Simile:      “Her enormous butt jiggled and shook like two bulldogs in a sack fighting.”  
 
Metaphor:  “The vast fleshy hemispheres collided, folding in at the fault line of her butt crack.”

Hyperbole: “If her huge pasty white dimpled butt had a 'Titleist' tattoo, it would resemble a  
                  golf ball for giants,"

Idiom:       “Her butt was as big as a house.”

Personification:  “When she sat down the creaking moan of the chair was a plea for mercy.”

Synecdoche:  “Lard-ass beckoned me to join her on the bed.”

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Posted By: rrasha88
Simile:      “Her enormous butt jiggled and shook like two bulldogs in a sack fighting.”  
   
 Metaphor:  “The vast fleshy hemispheres collided, folding in at the fault line of her butt crack.”  
   
 Hyperbole: “If her huge pasty white dimpled butt had a 'Titleist' tattoo, it would resemble a  
                   golf ball for giants,"  
   
 Idiom:       “Her butt was as big as a house.”  
   
 Personification:  “When she sat down the creaking moan of the chair was a plea for mercy.”  
   
 Synecdoche:  “Lard-ass beckoned me to join her on the bed.”  
 

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onomatopoeia:  When he saw her huge badonkadonk, he exclaimed: "You are my kinda woman!
Jumbo Petite!"
PS: I know someone to whom this was said.

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The-Sage-of-Hobbying517 reads

using the word "f*ck". As in "Do you want to f*ck me?" or "F*ck me harder", etc.  

I'm not looking for PSE so I find the word usage a little harsher in an intimate setting, especially if she advertises as "Classy, sophisticated, etc.).

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anonymousfun553 reads

If you take reviews seriously then, you have a different problem

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macdaddy1944505 reads

usually does it for me..some guys simply have no tact..

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Dr Who revived478 reads

A real mood killer if there ever was  :D

Posted By: Bromios
For me, it's "feasting."    
   
 Whether nipples, pussy, or ass... you are not, in fact, consuming it.    
   
 At least I fuckin' hope not.  

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onemoretime455 reads

cookies

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Udo484 reads

Fat chicks are definitely a turn-off for me. BBW usually means a fat or obese woman.

You can pick-up a drunk fat chick for free at the local bar. Why would a hobbyist actually pay an obese woman for her "tons of fun"?

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