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"Run, don't walk to see her!" E.
BadBoyfriend 1599 reads
posted
1 / 12

Stupid lines that I see over and over again!  What are the lines that make you laugh, cringe, or cry foul when you read a review?  

We fell into each other’s arms like long lost lovers...
She O'd xx times, and then we switched positions...
Did the LE check, and got the business out of the way…
She wasn’t the one in the photo, but since I was there…

And, one of the funniest, at the end of a really sad review of a late night escapade with BP girl. I saw it when doing a search of reviews from the last two weeks in my area.  

"Save your drunken horniness until a good ad comes up

JustRite92 1 Reviews 280 reads
posted
2 / 12

And then she rolled on the magnum ....

inicky46 61 Reviews 308 reads
posted
3 / 12

Oh, and don't forget the timeless, "Run, don't walk to see her."  And there are so many more.  Not to mention innumerable threads like this one.

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LovetoDaty 7 Reviews 221 reads
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4 / 12
London Rayne See my TER Reviews 197 reads
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5 / 12
macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 244 reads
posted
6 / 12

seems to me the guys who bitch about the " stupid lines " in reviews are the ones who never write them..they make sure and read them though.. kinda nice to have other people do all the work for you..

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inicky46 61 Reviews 176 reads
posted
7 / 12

But if you check, you'll find I've written my share.  I just get a bug up my ass about poor writing, which includes the cliches cited here.

hiddenhills 143 Reviews 218 reads
posted
8 / 12

and I still use them. Interesting the OP used an alias, sure would like to see some of his reviews. The ones I never use,  "treat her right" and the "magnum"

BadBoyfriend 196 reads
posted
10 / 12

Just trying to have a little fun, not call anyone out!  I didn't include links to the actual reviews, to protect the innocent.  Not trying to get called out either, hence the alias.  But hey, let me appologize if I used one of your lines, LOL.
 

Posted By: macdaddy1944
seems to me the guys who bitch about the " stupid lines " in reviews are the ones who never write them..they make sure and read them though.. kinda nice to have other people do all the work for you..

-- Modified on 4/17/2013 5:58:09 AM

impposter 49 Reviews 234 reads
posted
11 / 12

I think I once wrote, "Don't wait till tomorra' to see Tamara.

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