This special holiday memorializes our friends and relatives who served in the wars of the past, to protect us from Nazis, to preserve the supplies of oil, and to prevent attacks by camel f**kers. This weekend, however, is another important landmark, as the TER database passed the landmark number of 1200 wet vac bbbjs on file, even more than in Hooverette.org. I for one am grateful to the skilled wizards of TER for taking the time and trouble to maintain this vital information, and I will continue to do my best to check out as many of these 1200 naughty women as humanly possible, and to review a few more as often as feasible. The new post-Viagra is a great advance in making this wet dream a reality for us all. Linda Lovelace may be gone, but her followers are alive, well, hungry & thirsty, often with full pouty lips, and are driving us guys nuts. LOL
The 1200 figure was only for "recent" highly rated bbbjs. The bbbj database total passed 2000 over Memorial Day Weekend too. Jeez, just what is a poorly rated bbbj? And 800 poor bbbjs? No way. Somebody is pulling my schlong!
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