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junebug 14534 reads
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guess you can get shit from rimming...no pun intended.out.JuneBugs

Susie San Diego 11752 reads
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When I think back when I was married, I got to do everything!!  Usually service men/working women got the few std's and they were curable with penecillin(sp) and there mostly was only one thing you had to be careful about.  It seems each year or so recently they find out more and more bad stuff, and take away more and more of my fun.I love everything, but most can no longer do:(well, be safe everyone:-)Sweet Dreams,  Susie

Faye Desiree 10189 reads
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How 'bout the person being rimmed... is it the rimmer or the rimmee who's at risk?  I would imagine it's the rimmer.  But is the rimmee also at risk?  Poo....  xo Faye Desiree

JP 12242 reads
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Rimmer is at risk for Typhoid and a variety of other disease such as Cholera for example and as noted earlier Hepatitis A, B, and possibly C.Rimmee (It is most difficult to say with a straight face.  Actually either rimmee or rimmer is hard) is only at risk maybe from Herpes Simplex or something similar.--JP--modified by JP at Fri, Apr 27, 2001, 15:06:09

Lisa D 11136 reads
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Just make sure you all get your hepatitis shots. I can't recall if that saves you from Hep C though ...

Straightman 10279 reads
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johnny 1 Reviews 11772 reads
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i don't believe typhoid is a big problem, in los angeles. as a frequent "rimmer", and "y diner", of both providers, and lay women... no pun intended, i have yet to pick up anything. i'm sure it's possible, but the odds must be very much against it.

ZedEx 13211 reads
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...by a soccer mom in her giant SUV--that's far more scary to me than catching typhoid from rimming.--modified by 2K1 at Fri, Apr 27, 2001, 21:04:57

Vegas Moderator 9255 reads
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Thanks for the information about typhoid.  But I wish I hadn't eaten lunch before reading the post.... aargh.

G2 9959 reads
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f*ck me senseless?  But seriously folks, you wouldn't kiss your girlfriend if you saw her lips under an electron microscope either so let's keep things in perspective.  Every one of us is full of germs and bacteria yet we seem to survive.  Yes, it's possible to catch almost anything almost anywhere but you can't live your life in constant fear (I have a germ freak relative who does and trust me, it's not living).  Frankly, I'd much rather do a little rimming than ride a city bus or sit in the waiting room of a doctors office.  And you really don't want to look in the kitchen of your favorite restaurant, or see where they grow mushrooms, make sausage, etc. etc.

Felicia FoXX See my TER Reviews 10547 reads
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wait...did you say erection microscope?  for whom?  yikes.Anyhow I agree with you about the restaurants, my ex was a commercial contractor and told me what he saw in kitchens...what they use fer salad dressing too (just kidding!!)I thought I heard someone say "Rimee" awhile back here?  G2, did you notice, were they smiling when they said it?;->ff--modified by feliciafoxx at Sat, Apr 28, 2001, 18:55:26

G2 10180 reads
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Well, you can do whatever your heart desires, but  I should warn you, if you pee in your panties they're coming off- house rules, no exceptions.  I think Lustman is out sowing his wild oatcakes or we would have heard from him by now.  I'll try to fill in with a pithy quote from the great German philosopher Nietzsche which happens to apply perfectly to the subject of this thread.  "The secret of realizing the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment of existence is to live dangerously!"But I think he also said "what doesn't kill me makes me stronger" so you may want to keep that in mind too.  Or in the words of the Vegas Moderator "Yuck."

G2 10524 reads
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Hey, no fair changing your post after I already replied.  Anyway, my original response is hidden below your post and will disappear soon so I'll repost.I think Lustman is out sowing his wild oatcakes or we would have heard from him by now.  I'll try to fill in with a pithy quote from the great German philosopher Nietzsche which happens to apply perfectly to the subject of this thread.  "The secret of realizing the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment of existence is to live dangerously!"  Now I'm no philosopher, but I have to believe he was refering to rimming when he wrote that.But keep in mind, I think he* also said "what doesn't kill me makes me stronger."  Or in the words of the Vegas Moderator "Yuck." * It may have been Machiavelli (?) but I'm totally blocking and can't remember.  I'm sure someone will correct me before long.--modified by G2 at Sat, Apr 28, 2001, 19:50:39

Felicia FoXX See my TER Reviews 10844 reads
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Aw Shucks G2, sorry about modifying/censoring my post..was'nt sure I was being ahem, proper, methinks is the befitting term (lol).  With all due respect, I don't recall who is famous for the first quote, but you are right, twas Neitzsche for the second.  Tbe Vegas Moderator's Yuck also has great possibilites dont you think?Now as for Manischevitz, .... yum.  Great sipping wine, although a bit sweet. ;-p

JP 12642 reads
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eom--modified by JP at Sat, Apr 28, 2001, 23:33:25

Felicia FoXX See my TER Reviews 9398 reads
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Ironic indeed!  Enough irony to choke a horse, or is it a sheep.That's baaaa(d)!Whew, too much for my bones.xoxoffBtw guys, I really didn't mean to put a big toothy grin on this post subject line...--modified by feliciafoxx at Sun, Apr 29, 2001, 00:42:39

MartinLuther 11868 reads
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche was born at approximately 10:00am on October 15, 1844. Another LibraValidates my previous post re: Zodiac Horoscope

MartinLuther 11933 reads
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----modified by lustman at Sun, Apr 29, 2001, 00:58:26

JP 10335 reads
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How did you get the approximate time?  That is cool as all the infos I have are not that detailed.  Do share.--JP

Felicia FoXX See my TER Reviews 10161 reads
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I've been losing my posts all night.  Must learn to do them in word.  As a habit.ff

MartinLuther 11738 reads
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JP:Well what I did was use google.com and search on "nietzsche"then I scanned the plethora of links returned until I gotwhat I was looking for.I think this Stanford link will be good for other info as well.At the risk of sounding like Loser...Frederich Neitzsche on Women:             "Woman was God's second blunder."Fair thee well!LM

MartinLuther 12175 reads
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I could find your lost posts if you offered the proper reward?Now let's see, what would be a strong motivator...?Oh wait I think I have found a post here in my trousers...hahahahahahaLM

G2 12886 reads
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lean over the key board to hit Post.  It could happen!

G2 10737 reads
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Yikes--modified by G2 at Sun, Apr 29, 2001, 18:46:11

G2 10893 reads
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lean over the keyboard to hit "Post."  It could happen!BTW I've been losing messages too and it's very annoying.

Papercup 14 Reviews 11852 reads
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FF, before I click submit on a post, I highlight all my text and then click "edit" and "copy" on my IE menu bar.  Then, if after I click "post" my message doesn't appear on the discussion page (which happens a to me a lot too), I still have my message saved to try again.  I've found that sometimes if I'm responding to a post, my reply will show up on the post's page, just not the discussion page.In any event, all I do is start my post again (using "edit" and "paste" in the text area to replace my previous lost message) and submit it again.  This always works for me the second time and doesn't result in duplicate messages either.  Give it a try next time.  Good luck!  ;-)PC

JP 12667 reads
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LM,Thanks on the source info.  As to the quote about women it is not so bad given that Nietzsche thought that creating man was God’s first mistake.  Go figure.--JP

G2 12252 reads
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I guess he "walked the walk, and talked the talk." That's interesting JP, I didn't know that, which is what I deserve for skipping chapters in school.

Felicia FoXX See my TER Reviews 11004 reads
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S'pose I'll just have to learn to contain myself when I lean over. cheers...ff

Felicia FoXX See my TER Reviews 8171 reads
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Thank you, Mr. PC.  That does beat jumping in and out of word during a posting session...:-)ff

MartinLuther 11166 reads
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a product I have had bouncing around in thecavernous recesses of my so-called mind for sometime now!The Ben-Wah Track Ball"when we say it's user-friendly, we mean user FRIENDLY""move over point and click, make way for squirm-and-squeeze"now all I need is an EE to help with the design andsome venture capital.anyone?anyone?hahahahaLM

JP 11473 reads
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You will need a SC or sexual capitalist for some funding I assume.  Talk about a new definition for "hardware" and OOOO! The driver updates!  Okay I have completely lost it.  Time for me to take my medications now.--jp

Felicia FoXX See my TER Reviews 12175 reads
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I'd best not expose on this forum the scenario I'm visualizing because of you,  JP.I'm off, time to go look for my surgical tubing.  Somebody around here needs a spanking, too.  Oh! Almost forgot...my test tubes for those sperm donors.;->>--modified by feliciafoxx at Mon, Apr 30, 2001, 11:42:53

JP 9842 reads
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Fairest Felicia,With you as the nurse what incentive would there be to get well?  No tubing, in any place if delivered by you could be much of deterrent, a pain sure but as they say no pain, no gain.  Goodness knows I have put up with much worse from less beautiful and much less charming people!  JMHO.--jp

Felicia FoXX See my TER Reviews 9445 reads
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Get Yer  Woman's Rack on Track with the Ben-wah Ball Track.  No more deleted posts bouncing offline! No more idle hands!You see,Lustman, I am happy to a**ist.;->>p.s. hope i didnt butt in front of you here JP, but if i did, feel free to pinch my heinie!  In fact, let me in front of you, please!--modified by feliciafoxx at Mon, Apr 30, 2001, 21:10:18

JP 9374 reads
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Fairest Felicia,You may have missed your calling, Madison Ave executive.  Hey now that I think about it, given all the Mad-Ave types I know that is an insult to you!  Sorry about that!As to in front --anytime and while we are at it --how about -- back, top, bottom and/or sides (each of course.)Hey a guy can dream can't he!!JP

poorboy 11 Reviews 12197 reads
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MartinLuther 11890 reads
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Felicia:Thanks for the marketing a**istance.Now that you are a full partner in this venture,I think you deserve a piece of the action!(c:Work Work Work!Lustman

JP 9963 reads
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However did he say anything worth repeating?--JP

Mathesar 10012 reads
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Al Capone also had syphilis (although his cause of death is given as being a massive brain hemorrhage) and he did say something worth quoting:You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone.--Al Capone--modified by Mathesar at Thu, May 03, 2001, 20:15:01

JP 12267 reads
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