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OMG Funniest damned thing I ever saw
SinsOfTheFlesh See my TER Reviews 1627 reads
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OK......take a very close look at this lady's, umm, err, picture.

Oh man. When I see stuff like this, I just can't help but shake my head and have some sympathy for you guys who try so hard to find the diamonds among the duds.


I cannot believe this woman used a picture of a mannequin. Well, on the positive side, at least no one can accuse her of stealing someone else's pics. Too funny.

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hound_dog69327 reads

Photo Real: No
Photo Accurate: ???

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Tabb13216 reads

But look, that review was 8 months ago. Guess she has a problem getting to the door in time.

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LynetteMarie175 reads

BWahahahhaaa!!!  


I love this thread!!!  Thank you for making me smile this morning!!!!

And here I thought I looked too stiff in my pictures!!

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keystonekid167 reads

it would have been more of a challenge to view before a.m. coffee.

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thefoozler179 reads

the review does say the photo is real, and speaks glowingly of the "vigorous mish".

I didn't see what some of you are seeing, maybe it's my computer.  But even if it is a reach, I do appreciate the humor! LOL

Maybe we should move on to blow up dolls! LOL

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scoed226 reads

I wonder if this mannequin have any reviews. I bet all of her performance scores are 4-She just laid there. Too funny.

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scoed225 reads

This mannequin has a review and some how got an 8/8. How can a mannequin get an 8 in performance? LOL

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sailor66149 reads

Well, she never gets tired, she'll do any position and any hole, never complains, and never asks for tips.

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philogyny161 reads

She's the lowest maintenance lady I know!

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philogyny232 reads

I think it looks like a combination of a poor quality digital photo and some bad Photoshop work.

They smoothed out the skin and especially worked on the area around the armpit. I suspect that there was a "shaving area shadow" that she didn't care for. The result is certainly mannequin-like.

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SinsOfTheFlesh216 reads

No, its a mannequin, look at the hand. The back of teh hand almost, but not quite, lines up with the hip, exactly the way you see any mannequin in a department store. You can clearly see the shine of the flash on plastic on the armpit area. That's not photoshop. Its a friggin mannequin!

Men, bless your hearts for having to weed through these sorts of ads to find the gems!

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ElleJ164 reads

First of all, the commentary is hilarious. Especially the "she just laid there review" I actually laughed out loud.

But am I the only one that keeps thinking about the old navy campaign with the talking mannequins? This is too damn funny!

Related Link: Old Navy SuperModelquins

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sweetnicole1127 reads

when they are not shooting commercials for Old Navy they could be *hooking* on the side. lol

ppl are so judgemental. If an old navy gal wants to expand her horizons and turn a few tricks on the side its fine with me.

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Foodyguy187 reads

First there are a group of Manginas and now we have progressed(????) to a group of Mannequinas.

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DirtyDaego127 reads

I guess those Old Navy commercials don't pay as much as we thought.

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mrfisher144 reads

You Seinfeld fans know what I'm talking about.

(Sorry but I couldn't find a You Tube clip of it.)

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trex44159 reads

...'cuz I'm sure I've seen that photo before -- I believe it was in a Sears catalog! ;)

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MarcusAbsent179 reads

but when I met her, I soon discovered she was the famous...

Wilma Hedgrowbach

old handle of...

Carrie DeKoffin

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jodycalledu143 reads

I have an Old Navy credit account. I wonder if I could use it?

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Shrink-2-The-Hos149 reads

And that is pathetic.
But like another old board ho once said, "any publicity is good publicity" and you will probably now starve for the next month.
I am sure she appreciates your help.

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