this is a post on the SD board. I will admit to plaguerism but I thought this may get some funny answers here.

and ask if you can use her as a reference!

May be $10.00 is more apropos for having lethargic, get-over-with-it-already, I-am-doing-you-huge-favor sex...

Some of the things that my friends tell me are just sad..

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When you see an attractive lady in a store, restaurant, etc. and you say to yourself, "hmmm, I wonder if she's in the hobby?"

its called pity sex. kind of like fucking a warm piece of meat with a slit cut in it

Who's the lucky gal this weekend mrfisher?

Erika can't save you unless she has DR. in front of her name. Feelings are not mutual.

If so, I can take my steel tips to the shoe shine boy.

Someone did that on the RO board a few weeks ago and that was some funny shit.
It takes time though, but I am soon going to give it a try.
Maybe start a wife review thread?

You decide it's time to see someone new, so you go onto the top 100 providers for your city, but can't find someone in the top 30 that you haven't already seen, and no one outside of the top 30 interests you.