Someone asked about this on the regional board and I liked my response so much I decided to share here.  LOL!!

When I'm really excited and cumming hard I get everything so wet I've actually had to replace a mattress!  I'm not kidding.  I go through the towels, the bedding, the mattress pad and soak the mattress.  (I've yet to meet a towel that is a match for me)

I finally figured out on my own (I wish someone could have advised me on this) CRIB PROTECTORS!!

There are two solutions that absolutely work.  Disposable and non-disposable

Go to Walmart or Babies R Us or where ever.

Non-Disposable Method:

Buy waterproof crib protectors ($10+/-).  Cut off the netting part that makes them fitted.  They are large (Takes 3 to cover a king sized bed lying side by side).  I use these at home.  I lay them down, throw a sheet a over them so they don't move around while we are rolling around. When we are done they are soaked.  but my bedding is safe.  I actually used this method for awhile professionally until I found the disposable method below.  Before every appointment I would cover the bed and place a clean sheet over all of it.  Every customer got a new set of crib protectors and clean sheet.  After each appointment I would strip down the set up and place it in a plastic garbage bag and hide them in the closet then prepare for the next client.  During my down time I would run to the laundry mat and clean them.

Disposable Method:

Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!

Goodnight's!  They are large.  They are sold in the diaper section.  They are made for older children who wet the bed.  So they are made to hold a lot of moisture. And they do exactly that  - and just like a diaper, they absorb the liquid and we don't feel like we are laying in it.  Woot!!

They stick to the sheets (sometimes too well) and are disposable.  I keep a trash bag in the closet and throw them away.  I still use the clean sheet over everything method just because I'm OCD about each client getting his own set of sheets.  I carry a large suitcase that holds nothing but clean sheets.

A pack of 9 costs about $10 at WalMart.  I use about 3 per visit.  A justified expense as far as I'm concerned.

HINT:  If anyone uses the Goodnights, peel them off the sheet by pulling from the corned in toward the center of the pad.  If you don't start a clean removal  - they are an absolute bitch to remove.  Been there - done that!!

HTH

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Maybe I will!  Ha!

I looked for answers for months and couldn't find anything that really worked consistently

Also you can ask your doctor..

just sayin........


Not that I really mind, but I find it amusing that these gals think we don't know what they are really doing. I mean they can't really make a post on GD saying "look at me, I cum so hard, I'll ruin the mattress, come see me at_________" We all know a post like that would never fly, but posts like this have been getting through for years.

Has your M.D. checked your bladder  emotions ?
     It could  be pee.
 
    " Just sayin "  

No, In fact I don't like it when someone books me just because of that.  I can tell right away during the initial conversation and have actually NOT made the appointment based on that.  I cannot cum on command and men booking based solely on squirting expect that.  Idiots!

I was sharing an idea for other providers.  Do not assume for one second you know what is in my head.  That was the furthest from my thoughts.  

It's a good thing we have great mind readers like you here to keep us all straight.

I looked all over the web.  The funniest advice I found was they use two different beds.  One for fucking one for sleeping.  I thought that was a little extreme.  But I guess it works!

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Some providers don't realize that stupid posts like this can backfire. Do I really want to see a provider who can't control her own bladder and buys adult diapers at Costco?

She's been the board bitch on the faux ads for nearly the past year.

But I see that you're getting back into that position that I for one am excited about.

Is that seat on the TER corporate jet still open?

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And London was serving up chocolate covered strawberries while mrpisher was cake sittiing with Edrienne Cole.

The only scary part is when I met Captain zangari and his co-pilot Lt. Ridgefucky flying the jet.

Replying to yourself is not becoming either  LOL

As others have said...see your doctor for that UTI and the peeing all over johns (although some like that) will cease.

You do have health insurance?  Of course you do...silly me  

I was just slumming this morning, and it seemed so obvious that I felt obliged to let her know that NO she is not that smart, and NO we are not that stupid.

but on the list of TER transgressions, it really doesn't rate that high, and it does increase board traffic. I mean there are really only so many "Dick size" and "I've fallen for a provider" post that we can really stomach.

besides, I wanted to rub last night's game  in Curly's face just one more time, because I might be eating that same dish of crow in a few hours after today's game. lol

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and yes, i am already googling recipes for how to cook crow, as I won't be surprised to be eating a lot of it in 3-4 hours.

albeit remotely, I would be at the ball park. Such a beautiful day outside too..

I've been known to bring my I Pad to Turner Field to stay in touch while at the ball game. I almost always get an outside table at the 755 club. It's too noisy to make phone calls, but no one can here the back round noise via email. lol

Go Braves!!!!!

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that I took the time to post you on the Sports board 10 days, 4 hours, 22 minutes, and 48 microseconds ago... and you didn't respond, I will now be cheering on the Braves tonight  

ROTFLMAO Plus, you should be nicer to me knowing how crappy my season is going Ugh.  

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewall.asp?MessageID=29760&boardID=53&page=1#29760

Just kidding

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That post under Cubbie's post was moved from here to Sports Board.  

Harper for Weeks.. Nah... We will keep our home grown talent..

I am still mad at my Nationals for letting Michael Morse go !! That man has some power, and would have been ideal to play off the bench.

I guess I will have to save them for another day, but I am willing to share. lol

We've already clinched the series, should we break out the brooms tomorrow. Gonzalez and Maholm, two more great pitchers.

I here it's pretty good, plus you can still dry your car with it.

MM

St Louis gets 7 in the sixth and cruises for an 8-0 victory, cha ching. lol

Maybe I will pay a visit. I hope they haven't fortified their bullpen by then.

the memo that there was a game today. I guess they went to see the Cherry Blossom..

Send me those recipe please