In these reviews men tell all, but do they really?   Did they say that maybe they had not showered and that is why things went sour or maybe that they did not check there breath before they came in. No, in the reviews all you read is, she just laid there, she does'nt kiss, or she just was'nt into it,oh lets not forget,"she has to many rules".   I'm sure that there is some truth to that, but not because she is a bad provider, but maybe she just doesn't beleave in faking anything....  If someone is not having a good time why should someone fake it?

Maybe because she is getting paid to fake it.

Very important concept. One really needs to check out the body of work of both provider and client in the process of making an informed decision.

Personally, I've been with some high performance ladies who either we didn't have the right chemistry, or I was personally having an off day. I've never been afraid to mention my own shortcomings during the session, nor have I held something which is really my fault, against them.

I enjoy my job and mostly have a good time but obviously some times are much better than others.  Maybe I really click with the guy and therefore everything that follows is great.  If I'm not having a great time then it's still my role to ensure the guy has a great time.  That's what he's paying me for.  

It's a whole different question if they guy has bad breath, hasn't showered etc.  I've never encountered this but I would simply ask him to shower/rinse his mouth/whatever.  Although I have to say turning up less than clean (unless you've come from work and shower on arrival which is fine) shows a complete lack of respect for the provider.

But I do have to deal with them for as long as they need me(sometimes at arms length, and by drawing on my ALMOST infinite patience).  I HAVE NO CHOICE.

Is it possible if you are turned off by them when you meet them in the first few minutes, to be honest and give them their $ back?  Tell them you don't feel any chemistry and are afraid the session would suffer for it?  (easier said...)

Or regarding cleanliness, to have them take a shower off the clock. . A little mouthwash for you both before you start.

Once you start a session you should try to make the guy happy as much as you are able, within the limits of your revulsion.   If you can't kiss them on the mouth how about all over their chest repeatedly?  Lots of HJ action?  Lots of body contact lap dancing before the event?  Give them something else in exchange for what their not allowed to do per your rules.

If you are a great provider FOR EVERYONE ELSE, but JUST LAY THERE for me, what kind of time did I have? My review would be my experience.  (To be fair, they might mention lack of chemistry if they can attribute a poor session to just that).  If you are not having a good time and YOU SHOW IT  (by not faking), you ruin any chance of me having a good time also.  And I really want to have a good time, WITH YOU, the lady that I CHOSE OVER ALL OTHERS.  

Like a heart surgeon or Broadway diva, I want you to bat 1000 EVERY TIME you are at bat.  If you cannot be ready for your performance before a crowd of 2,000 people then call in your understudy.

I would prefer your honesty and to be cut loose (with my cash to spend elsewhere), to a companion that did ANYTHING BUT "just laid there".

I probably typed too much.  :-*

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When she is giving it away, she has the right to get cranky about hygene.  If she is getting $5 a minute, she has to suck it up and do the work cheerfully.  If she doesn't, then she is going to get a bad review.  She took the money and after you take the money, you have to do the job.  Many providers think that they are still in the dating mode.  So she has to choose.  Teach the slob some manners by showing her distain for his lack of proper adulation, or get a good review.  Sometimes she has to choose which she wants most.

even if the client and I don't click, I will make it as comfortable as possible. I won't do anything different that I do for all clients, but the next time they call or write, I won't see them. Its that simple.

Shaye

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and, if he doesn't want to take the shower, show him the door (with his funds intact). That is letting him know that he is welcomed to stay, provided that he is clean. If not, then you will have no other alternative but to end this, before it begins. But, he should get his funds back. I can see if both parties were undressed on the bed, and the session has already begun, and then you get a "whiff" of him. If he then refuses to shower, then send him on his way with half of your fee. Make sure to be nice, and explain your point of view about hygiene, etc. I am pretty sure that he will be understanding and not write a review, for he was at fault for not agreeing to take a shower Besides, he got half of his fee back.

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for a thurough[sic] cleansing. A quick workout to calm the nerves. Sauna and jacuzzi for the pores, shower and a close shave (face and tool!), then a strategic application of cologne to include DA BOOTY!

One time I had a guy see me do that and he kinda smiled. I smiled back and said, "She appreciates it". WE both busted out laughing!!!

I try to be as honest as I can with my reviews, taking into account both sides of the equation as much as possible.  When I go through the reviews, I try to find reviewers with a style similar to my own and weight their reviews more heavily then others that may not be so fair.  As with everything in life, you only get out what you put in.  Act like an inconsiderate idiot and make a bad impression; then you get what you get the treatment you deserve.  As a side note, some providers alot an extra 15 minutes to allow the client to take a shower.  This time does not count against your "quality time".  I think that is a great policy.

Most the comments here are addressing showering, or the lack thereof.

Equally important is attitude.  Tossing some money on the floor while dropping your pants and saying, “Service me, and you better be good”, isn’t likely to get good results either.

If reviews covered more consistently the mood as well as the physical, and clients read them for both, then maybe there would be fewer style mismatches.

And faking isn't the answer.  Most faking come across as just that.

A curiosity question that I’ve done some research on, but not an exhaustive analysis:
--Do some reviewers seem to always get better treatment than others?  If so, why?  Is there anything in their reviews that gives some clues?

It's important to post the "it didn't click" reviews, to balance the self reviews or interested party reviews.  In my mind I throw out the high and low reviews and expect something like the in between reviews.  But if there are several "it didn't click" reviews, I start to think I might be one of them too.  Plus I might look at other reviews from those individuals and if they clicked with several other ladies, it would mean more that they didn't click with someone.

Is that what you really want, even though you suck, is that the right thing to do just because the money.   You don't think someone should help you out? by telling you the truth???? NOt saying that YOU suck, I would not know....  I do think that you still need to have a little respect for the woman though.....

It's a mistake to automatically assume anything regarding the accuracy of a review..whether it's good, bad, or mediocre.  It's a good idea IMO to not only check the other reviews of the gal, but to check the guys' review history as well.  I don't know of any other way to make a determination of any sorts.  

Do men tell all?  Most, or at least a lot, probably don't.  But just as there are guys not willing to look at the part they might have played in the scenario you describe, there are others who embellish things in the opposite direction, too.  Add to the whole mix the fact that there are always a few bogus reviews floated for a variety of reasons, as well as basically honest & fair reviewers who simply won't detail absolutely everything (even things that are very good) & there's more than ample reason to take the reviews with a large dose of salt..& that's not even considering the YMMV factor.

I would NOT see a provider who doesn't have the highest hygiene requirements of their clients or themselves.  I want them to show you the door and be bold enough to refuse the money.  Health and cleanliness is much more valuable than a few $$$.  How can we even be discussing this issue, let alone expect a person to just suck it up and do the job cheerfully???  Damn!

As I have stated in previous posts, I ALWAYS treat the experience as a date (i.e. drinks, great conversation, roses and a massage...I have been told I give a great massage).  As part of any date, wouldn't you want to be as clean as possible?  You would be trying to make the best impression possible.  It is just common courtesy.

Also look for someone that you feel that you would connect with.  All of these factors effect the experience.  The number of bad experiences I have had (none of which can be posted because they do not have a web site) you can count on one hand.

I always look at the reviewers past history and consider how the "rank."  Someone may be unduly harsh.  I also take into consideration how that review compares to others (if the overall grades are 8-9 and someone gives them a 6-7 I automatically dismiss that review).

In some instances you can read between the lines to see whether or not the two people connected.

Works for me......

A client shows up with a stanky ass, and I'll laugh in his face. Not only will he be mortified and embarrassed by the talking to I'll give, I doubt he'll be seeing any other girls in this town without a shower beforehand. Who gives a flying f*** about good reviews? By the way, there are professions that do have to deal with stinky asses. They're called medical professionals and caregivers. They wear gloves, a surgical suit, and a mask when preforming those duties, and I promise you they aren't licking balls and sucking d***.

While I would assume that most providers would like to have decent reviews as opposed to bad ones (unless they are so maxed on business that they have to turn new clients away), it is nice to see someone saying that they aren't going to kowtow to a "customer".  It is like that word is so sacred anymore that it overrides honesty, decency, and self-respect.

No where in my fee it states that if you show up, I gotta wipe your butthole, because of lack of attention to it. Sorry. Probably if the guy paid more attention to his hygiene, then there wouldn't be any issues.