These came across my desk the other day and gave me agood laugh. They are from the old Hollywood Square Game show of the 70's.I didn't care much for the show, but these lines are pretty good...

Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.  One is politics.  What is the other?
A: Paul Lynde:  Tape measures

Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's married?
A: Rose Marie:  No, wait until morning.

Q: In Hawaiin, does it take more then three words to say "I love you"?
A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q:It is the most abused and neglected part of your body-what is it?
A: Paul Lynde:  Mine might be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected!

Q: When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for it's sex?
A: Charley Weaver:  I'll lend him the car.  The rest is up to him!

Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries.  Are you going to get any during your first year?
A: Charley Weaver:  Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries!