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Funny monikers for the distinctly male appendage
dblhappy 44 Reviews 1639 reads
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The post below on Burnout included what i thought was a funny reference to the poster's "Mighty Kong."

This got me to thinking.  Having seen many different references to the Penis in many reviews and posts, what are some of the funniest little pseudonyms that you use or have heard of?

I'll start with:
"Purple Helmeted Warrior"  (not mine, I swear!)

(Yes, it is a slow day for me.)

Jacquelinexxx416 reads

Here is a whole bunch

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10InchPianist809 reads

I have always like "Richard", which is, of course, the formal name for "Dick".

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Priapus53854 reads

Ooops------that's the title of a 1935 Shirley Temple movie-------- :(

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ipeesittingdown333 reads

frightfully witty song....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ#

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Shlomo Shlong Dong276 reads

http://www.youporn.com/watch/30165

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ipeesittingdown417 reads



http://www.youporn.com/watch/152856/hey-there-vagina/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=133986

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Blofinger377 reads

Here are Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms!   This is a nice orgaized list.
http://www.starma.com/penis/penis.html



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8567000237 reads

A couple:

"The one eyed bandit in the turtleneck sweater"

"Little Herman the German"

"The Bishop"

:-)

Pat J

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Aussie Lulu250 reads

schlong
knob
member
one-eyed snake

Ummm, I have a memory blank for the rest but there's a damn lot of 'em that's for sure!

Lulu
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Oldmember250 reads

I always liked to think of my old member as the "Kielbasa of Luuuuuv" (spoken like Barry White).  Unfortunately at my age it has become more like "Squiggy"...

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Blackbeltxxx339 reads

thanks to TER and a few special ladies.

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A Fistful Of AstroGlide431 reads

very dated

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dblhappy580 reads

... not too good if you were referring to his ...
Not-So-Mighty Kong!

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mattradd509 reads

I get PTSD symptoms everytime I hear someone say, "winky." It must be an early childhood thing. lol.

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