Mine:

A man called and asked me to breast feed his twin 3 month old daughters naked while him and his g/f watched. They wanted me to tell them how it felt.

I told them they are sick and this is child endangerment!!
(The # was restricted, so I couldn't report this to someone.)

Sorry, won't play unless your of age!!

Philadelphia's Tattooed Escort

I was asked to pop ballons with my fingernails as well as sit on as many balloons possible and burst them, he would time me.  He was willing to pay, but I said No way!!! Plus, that noise freaks me out. I wonder why he was into that?

xox
Morgan

I think there was a post not to long ago about a hobbyist who had his provider defecate on him and smear him with it... I don't think you can get much sicker..

I've had providers ask me if I want a golden shower.  Is this a common request from guys?  Sounds fairly gross to me, but to each his own.

Scat!  Ugh!!!!!

I don't know how common it is, but I do hear it, or of it, often.

I'm singin' in the rain...

Sedona

Freaky guy that sent e-mails to many of us requesting that we spend several days on his yacht servicing his "darlings" several Bonobo chimpanzees and a couple of great Danes...I love my dog and all but for god sakes he licks his ass and eats garbage...ewwwww

You probably wouldn't believe me if I told you some of the things. Oh what the heck...okay...

In the last six years as a dominatrix, I've had people ask me to castrate them (for real), drive over them in my car, stick my foot in their ass (and film it), someone wanted to have sex with my dog (I don't have one and I'd take a pass on that one anyway), another guy wanted me to buy some mice and crickets, wear big boots and smash them under my feet while he masturbated. Another guy wanted his balls shoved into his body and for me to sew them up with a dull needle and dental floss. Then there are the scat requests involving shit. Ugh.

BTW, I have never done any of those things. I only do light, sensual S&M, not into extreme things AT ALL. But I referred them out to people who might. Is that scary or what?

MM

bizarre in the extreme~

from the state budget, while I wore a Little Bo Peep outfit, complete with frilly panties.  She called me a freak, refused to participate, and left in a huff.  The whole experience shook me up and kinda' made me feel like I was a weirdo . . . . My bad, I guess.  At least the voters love me.

--Grey



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I onced asked a provider to do research on why the Rural Electrification Act is still on the books.  She responded, "I fuck people, I don't fuck *with* your head".

-Hoot.

[[another guy wanted me to buy some mice and crickets, wear big boots and smash them under my feet while he masturbated]]

How do people even think of these things, let alone think of them as erotic? I must be boring -- all I want to do is hold a good-looking woman in my arms and enjoy some knock-out sex.

I forgot all about him, he said that thing would be caged & I asked if he could be too?  Anyway, here are some of the weird requests I've gotten besides him that are recent.

1. I wear short little black boots in some of my pics., so this guy calls me & asks if I could stand one boot on his head while cursing him & smoke a cigarette with a riding crop to spank him with (ouch), I said would love too, but could you withstand a bullwhip instead of a crop as it's that time of month for me ya know, he hung up on me & I'm thinking damn, my only chance to whip a man into shape.

2.  Someone saw my wedding pics. & calls me to have a marriage ceremony with priest & all the fixins, party afterwards, a pretend wedding (supposedly)?  I'm thinking, NO-WAY on
God's green earth am I slipping on rings again, this girl is single & plans on staying that way even in the fantasy world, but the offer of $'s kept going up & up, I kept my head, make no mistake about it.

3.  Constant calls for Golden Showers, Brown Showers, Greek & Bloody Mary's.  Now these things may be for some folks as I figure they fantasize for the need of peeking higher into sexual activities, but I find them sorta "Out There" & will leave that up to the folks that are capable of sustaining these acts.

My But Is Too Tiny For Greek(ouch), Darlyn

I was asked if the gentleman in question could sit beside me and sniff, lick, and nuzzle my inner elbow for two hours (my minimum). When I said "no", he offered to double my rate.

I'm sorry, that's just a bit too dysfunctional for my likes. I don't mean to judge anyone else, but role play, fetishes, elbow sniffing and the like just ain't my thang.

I had another gentleman compliment me on my shoes and asked if I did "trampling". Well that depends. Would you happen to be my ex-husband?

and asked if I did "trampling". Well that depends. Would you happen to be my ex-husband?

LOL! You might wanna hire a herd of buffalo for that job.

I have been lucky to have very few wierd or bad experiences...yet!  I have had the occasional client who has gotten angry about the lack of a "real" relationship (this is ubiquitious, as all of the ladies can attest), and of course have had a few cancel one-too-many times and therefore be refused the future right to meet.  Nothing too out-of-the-ordinary.

I will simply say that my oddest experiences have still been with those I have NOT met--rather, they are with those unsavory sorts who email me (never to meet, thank the lord).  My goodness, there are some odd folks who have managed to gain access to the Internet!  I can only think they must use NetZero or another free service, as it's unfathomable to me that they are gainfully employed anywhere, with the obvious lack of sanity that is rampant among this sort.

For your perusal, and since I still have the emails in my "trash" file (where they will soon meet their appropriate fate...deletion), I thought I would add my interaction with "Bonobo Man" for humor's sake.  Evidently this man emails all escorts--I have never corresponded with an escort who has NOT heard from him....

He asked me if I was willing to meet with his darlings.  He offered to pay $18,900 for 7 days (obviously he was unable to understand my web page advertisements or my rates).  When I asked about his darlings in my first response, I discovered what the other ladies have told you--that he wanted me to mate with his monkeys!  I love the Macaques in the islands off the Thai peninsula, but they never were terribly sexy to me.  I never wrote back.

Following are the emails--enjoy!  You must admit, it's amusing, if a little frightening.

LeTrong.XX***XX***[email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Contact!

Hello Amy, sorry for my English so I hope we can respond us in English together.  I plan to make vacation alone with my "Darlings" on my privately yacht and on island in Caribian. So I am still evenly looking for lady with open minded for "this special kind of erotic experiences" for this vacation so I will contact to you, but I don't know how far you are ready to go with your service or you are ready to try out an other kind of erotic experience, please tell me if you want for more informations.  We can discuss about the price and also I will take care everything further mouting cost.  If you are have serious interesst about it please let me know.

Hope to see you

Bruzzese


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Okay...so I responded to ask for more information, AND along comes his next email:
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Hello Amy,

Nice to hear from you and thank for responsse.  Amy I am still on the way planning this and organization with my companies to make available here are some of details about this special trip and me....  I am Bruzzese 35 old companies owner and live on island in south europe and for my special vacation in the Caribean I will need you for one week.  If it will be come to meet that will have fun with you!

So I will pick you up from airport and we will riding around with on my yacht to my big reserve house with own area beach is a few isolatedly from the native people on the island (Jamaica, Haiti or Dominican Republic I even not know exactly) so you can realize without disturbances these special erotic experiences also you do not need much to do simply gone with it and enjoys it.  So we will be also alone with my "Darlings."  My home-worker will be coming one time each day to take care around the provision for us with all things.

To adventures:  we will be have fun erotic into together.  And after arriving with spending every time in this reverve house by island you will be entice into erotic experiences by my "Darlings" (my Animals a group of 8 male of special species Chimpanzees called Bonobos )....  They are very very experience to know how to love lady like humans do also they will love you with passionate kisses and spoil you with their lips and will have sexual intercourse with you.  They will have fun with you every time in and out of the house like in the forest at night at the beach....  The first night on in the house my animals will have fun with you in your room.  Second, quarter and sixth night you will surprise by a group of 8 very little black men and they will have fun will you same like with my Animals.  I have know them for many years ago I know them very well so I meet them every year like the group of strong black men.  The third and the fifth day you will surprise and entice at day by a group of strong black men in the same nice place.

Please fell free to tell me if you have more questions.  I will pay you $2700 per day (for seven Day) if you are don't agree please tell me was you are thinking about the payment?  And don't worry with further mounting cost.

Thank!

See you

Bruzzese

P.S:  Sorry for my English again!

Something you would never thing to do on your own, but wasn't offensive enough not to do