Okay, I know some will probably respond to my post by saying, "Wow, you sound like you're a lot of fun," or "Gee! Thanks for the advice. I won't call you."  Well, guess what? Who cares. This is a discussion board and it's meant to be helpful, fun and informative. So, here are my helpful suggestions, happy moments and uncomfortable moments of 2007.

Happy:

1) Gifts are not necessary, but when I get one I truly appreciate it. A client/friend brought me some Tequila Rose. No! I'm not an alcoholic but I do like to keep different brands of beverages in my Incall for my friends, and I just happen to ocassionally like a shot of it on someone's body. This was a very different gift and he was obviously very observant.

2) I got a gift certificate to Starbuck's. Now that's a truly great gift for me. I love Victoria's Secret but it's becoming so overdone with some clients, and I have enough lingerie to last me a lifetime. It's really more of a gift for the men than the women. However, thank you, guys, for bringing it because I know it's generally an expensive item and a very thoughtful gift.

3) Someone brought me whipped cream and chocoate syrup because we had used both on a prior date. No! I wouldn't want it all the time, and my waist wouldn't like it, but that was very observant and nice of him. However, don't buy the Extra-Heavy Whipped Cream. Just a note: It's hard to spray out of the bottle. Plus, it tastes weird. Also, dark chocolate syrup is good.

4) I certainly don't expect gifts, but someone once brought me a gift certificate to a nice restaurant, and one client bought me a certificate to a spa. Those were simply wonderful!

5) Clients that tell me ahead of time if they have unusual requests. By doing so, neither of us are disappointed. Also, clean, clean, clean clients are the best. Remember driving from your house to my Incall might already get you sweaty. I always offer a shower if needed and breath mints (Listermints) usually are great about two minutes before you knock on the door. A big "thank you" and "Kudos" to those who are considerate about hygiene.

Things that annoy most providers (not all, but a lot whom I've spoken with):

1) Beards and mustaches. I think they're sexy on some men, but they're also itchy, especially when they're gray. Sorry guys, but I'm just telling you the truth. If you have a beard or/and mustache, you might want to consider conditioning it heavily so it's soft to the touch. It's hard to kiss and have someone go down on you when you feel like a brillo pad has just run rampant on your body. Ouch! Mama, help me!

2)  The usual: trim, trim, trim down there and you'll get a much better bbbj. Shaving the twins is great. Yummy!

3)  Fingers. Some providers like them, some not. My likes and dislikes are clearly posted on TER's profile of me. So far, they are up to date, except the part of Outcall. I also provide Incall in an upscale place. Anyway, fingers mean germs, especially the nails. Unless you're a physician and wash your hands in very warm water and clean your nails with a brush right before you insert them into me, I doubt they're clean (no matter what you think). Plus, some men are just too hard with them. Many ladies are prone to yeast infections from dirty nails. I prefer the tongue. It feels better: It's soft, naturally wet and generally much better than the fingers. So, when choosing a provider, make sure she is really what you are looking for in regards to spending erotic time with her.

4) Be considerate of someone's Incall. If you pee on the floor or toilet seat by accident, clean it up. I'll be cleaning after you anyway, but that is gross! If a handtowel is hanging in the bathroom and looks like a decorative towel and no other towel is provided, please at least dry your CLEAN hands on it and fix the towel afterward. This is not vital but is annoying to someone with a beautiful and clean Incall. I always provide towels for my clients and they're always on the counter near the sink. Again, it's not a huge ordeal but it is nice to leave a place somewhat in the manner it was presented to you.

5) Always make sure you supply the correct donation in the envelope. Anything else will result in the provider needing to call you (very embarrassing and time-consuming) and possibly cause you to be blacklisted if you are trying to burn her. Some providers will not say anything to you because they feel, "Well, it's only $50 dollars." No! That is not acceptable. Well, guess what? Word gets around and you may find yourself not getting references or appointments from other ladies. Mistakes happen, but count your dough, baby!  If you cancel at the last minute because you've decided to see someone else, that's rude. Unfortunately, these things happen in this business. But if it's a provider who plans ahead and you wait until the last minute because your dick is stearing you to someone else, that's your business but it will probably get back to her. Try to cancel the day before. We understand emergencies or that we're not the only one you see. It's not a matter of jeolousy (at least not on my part), just consideration of someone's busy schedule.

Love you guys and gals,
Ciara  


Hugs, hugs, hugs!



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I devoured the newbies manual when starting as I certainly wanted my ladies to be as comfortable as me.

I love it when good natured well intentioned guidelines are given!

I love it in a session when my lady tells me what she likes and doesn't like-- especially if she guides me and instructs me on what she really likes!!!!!!!  Then the session is really a blast.

for my next rip to Phoenix. I just hope I don't condition the boys, and put chocolate syrup in my beard. I'm easily confused. It's that age thing.

Thanks for the suggestions and insights.
Some things just bear repeating, especially from the woman's perspective, since, within the hobby world, we men might not get enough of it. And yet, many of us men might feel like we get way too much of the woman's perspective outside of the hobby world, and carry that attitude into our hobbying. I've been guilty of using the decorative hand-towel when unable to find anything else, but I did put it back how I found it; just soggier. And, I always look around the toilet to see if I missed the target. Comes with having more females than males in this family.

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Never thought I would be saying this even a year ago but I must absolutely concur: The amount of grooming down there could not BE more directly proportional to the quality and level of your bbbj.-e

some dude peed on your floor???

What you say is well thought out and sensible.  Most of it is just good manners anyway (my momma raised me right).  I really appreciate hearing what the ladies like and don't like because...oh gee, I'm not a mind reader.  So thanks a bunch and have a great year.

Men are such pigs.

When I provided incall out of my home there were so many things that annoyed me when a gentleman came to call. Move it to a hotel room and "poof" it all goes away. There's something to be said for having someone else clean up the mess and deal with the linens, towels, etc. -e

tell us that no one really peed on your floor and left the puddle there.

Actually, I'm very familiar with barns. One of my first jobs was cleaning and grooming horses, then at a winery. Of course, the barn thing kind of came in handy for an ocassional roll in the hay. Remember "Young Frankenstein?"  


Hugs,
Ciara

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Just like all the guys, seven or eight quickies and you're off with the boys!