Situation: Ex GF cheated on me with here current BF. After six months I'm over her and ready for revenge!
I just want to get some prospective and maybe some ideas. I have and idea but i want to know what others think. Yes, I know this could blow up in my face. My plan does involve a provider and some trickery. Have to test the waters before you jump in.
If you are still plotting against them then somehow I doubt you are truly over her.
Rembember, the best revenge is living well.
I won't disapprove any posts aiding you in your misguided goal of revenge, but I will say that I personally disapprove, and hope that others will feel as I do that your mission is selfish and petty. Grow the fuck up.
Of course this is only my opinion and I could be wrong. lol
you have in mind before you ask for "some prospective and maybe some ideas."? If you're thinking of parading around in front of her with a provider on your arm, grow up! If it's been over six months, and she left you for another guy, do you really think she would care? The time and energy your spending on revenge prevents you from moving on with your life, and being in a real relationship.
...to hire someone to seduce the BF, just move on.
You have a right to be mad at her for the dishonesty in your relationship, but after 6 months you need to put it aside and live your life. Even aside from that, there's no reason to involve the guy at all. Aside from that it would be REALLY inappropriate to involve him in something like that where he doesn't know what is really going on.
Four voices perfectly blending Right from the start Oh, I'm afraid that's ending And my world is fallin' apart
IT'S OVER AND I FEEL SO ALONE THIS IS A SADNESS I'VE NEVER KNOWN HOW DID I LET THE SWEETEST OF DREAMS SLIP AWAY AND I'M AFRAID THE HURT IS HERE TO STAY
Promises made, not meant to be broken From a long time ago Oh, so many words still unspoken Tell me how was I to know (IT'S OVER)
IT'S OVER NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WHY IN THE WORLD DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
HOW COULD I LET THE SWEETEST OF DREAMS SLIP AWAY
AND I'M AFRAID THE HURT IS HERE TO STAY
I go around and round And round in my head Wanting to take back Whatever I said No one was right We all made mistakes I'm ready to do whatever it takes Please, please, please
DON'T LET IT BE...
OVER! NO, THIS IS NOT HOW IT ENDS I NEED MY SISTERS, MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS DON'T WANNA LET THE SWEETEST OF DREAMS SLIP AWAY 'CAUSE IF IT'S OVER THEN THE HURT IS HERE TO STAY DON'T LET IT BE OVER
Situation: Ex GF cheated on me with here current BF. After six months I'm over her and ready for revenge!
I just want to get some prospective and maybe some ideas. I have and idea but i want to know what others think. Yes, I know this could blow up in my face. My plan does involve a provider and some trickery. Have to test the waters before you jump in.
Please grow up. She hurt you now you want to hurt her, isn't that a bit childish?
You are not over her, not in the least. If you were over her you would act like a man and move on.
Seeking revenge will just keep the bad feelings going. It will not make you feel any less hurt or solve anything. Only thing you can prove by seeking revenge is to prove you can be a bigger looser then she is.
For your sake please grow up, and just move on. Then she will no longer have power over you like you are giving her with your petty revenge scheme.
Well scoed, I've had some time to think about it and your are right. Revenge is like a drug, only a temporary fix. Each time I want that fix I'll need more and where would it stop.
I guess the only thing I can do is extend the olive branch and move on.
Posted By: scoed
Posted By: GlutealsGuy
Revenge a dish served cold or not at all?
Situation: Ex GF cheated on me with here current BF. After six months I'm over her and ready for revenge!
I just want to get some prospective and maybe some ideas. I have and idea but i want to know what others think. Yes, I know this could blow up in my face. My plan does involve a provider and some trickery. Have to test the waters before you jump in.
Please grow up. She hurt you now you want to hurt her, isn't that a bit childish?
You are not over her, not in the least. If you were over her you would act like a man and move on.
Seeking revenge will just keep the bad feelings going. It will not make you feel any less hurt or solve anything. Only thing you can prove by seeking revenge is to prove you can be a bigger looser then she is.
For your sake please grow up, and just move on. Then she will no longer have power over you like you are giving her with your petty revenge scheme.
and if you can honestly answer that question to your satisfaction, then go ahead with this plan:
Get a paperbag and scoop up as much dog poop as you can find and fill the bag with it.
Place the bag on her doorstep, sprinkle the bag with lighter fluid, set afire with a match, ring her doorbell (Make sure she's home first!), hide in the bushes and wait for the fun.
Whatever you do, don't let her see you or hear you or she'll spread 3 in 1 oil on your windsheild wipers, and believe me, you don't want that.
Shit. You think she gives a fuck about you now while she's with this other guy? And how do you know he won't kick the shit out of you if you pull some stupid-ass stunt?
The other guys are right, except for mrfisher and his doggie doo-doo gag(lol!). Grow the fuck up. Move on and forget about her.
If you HAVE to get another girlfriend, this shit won't help.
Go fuck some more providers, and I'll bet you forget all about her cheating ass. She probably did you a favor. You should be thanking the bitch!
Look -- the most important lesson I ever learned from a woman was encapsulated in two words: "things change." This was her answer when I asked her how it was she could have been just so in love with me yesterday, but today had moved on.
She upgraded. Whether it was an *actual* upgrade or not -- who knows? But in HER mind it was.
YOUR job is to leave her the fuck alone. She has MOVED ON -- and it is time for YOU to do the same!
There IS a time and place for vengeance in some cases. But, quite frankly, as hurtful as matters of the heart may be, matters of the heart are never a place for vengeance. All you will end up doing is hurting yourself.
Move on, and forget it. And certainly don't involve third parties in your idiocy.
Ladies can go ahead and add you to their DNS lists. Unless you already found a provider who is ACTUALLY aware of your intentions that are going to be at HER expense. Better hope your plans don't blow up in your face like you mentioned... like the provider getting hurt by your ex or maybe her current boyfriend....
A better idea would be to grow the fuck up. And go see a provider and have some mind blowing/stress relieving sex INSTEAD of using her for your revenge. That way you'll both benefit- she'll get paid, and you get laid....
my hand coming through your computer screen and slapping the shit out of you
trust me dude, i been there and thought the same thing about 1 girl. i said i was over her, revenge sounded great! my friends helped me see the light, i wasn't over her and revenge is beyond stupid and childish. and chances are, you are the one who is going to get burned.
leave it alone. she hurt you, it happens. i new my girl for 2.5yrs and i didn't get over her till like a year after she mentally fucked me up even though i told myself i was over her after a few months. stick around here, bang a lot of hot chicks, its good therapy
If you get the coming through the computer screen down let me know that could be useful. I'v seen the light because of good friends and one in particular she was a slam piece back in the day. Now a trusted friend.
Posted By: anthony6
my hand coming through your computer screen and slapping the shit out of you
trust me dude, i been there and thought the same thing about 1 girl. i said i was over her, revenge sounded great! my friends helped me see the light, i wasn't over her and revenge is beyond stupid and childish. and chances are, you are the one who is going to get burned.
leave it alone. she hurt you, it happens. i new my girl for 2.5yrs and i didn't get over her till like a year after she mentally fucked me up even though i told myself i was over her after a few months. stick around here, bang a lot of hot chicks, its good therapy
Do what I would do: Figure out a way to give her herpes Better yet, figure out a way to give her new boyfriend herpes Send her gift subscriptions from Cheesecake Factory and other places so she'll get fat. Hirogen hates fat girls and so should you. Lurk outside her apartment at night and sob beneath her window so she can't sleep. Get into her apartment and kill her pets. If you do not do at least two of these tasks, Hirogen will know that you are a Mangina, just like all the other girly-men on this pathetic excuse for a board. I really should take you under my wing but, alas, I am too busy buying more Star Trek posable figures on E-Bay.
you're watching the news tomorrow night while playing with your Hans Solo and Chewy toys, and you hear about some nutjob out in West Virginia breaking into some bitches singlewide down at the Shangri'La Mobile Home Park and killing her 10 raggedy ol' cats? No wait, my bad, you'd probably DVR that shit right?
Even if not cheat but at least manufacture enough proof that he did
Give that b&^%t taste of her own medicine , right?
Well here be big light bulb for you.
If her BF "falls" for your trickery and does cheat on her, instead of revenging you are doing her huge favor. You showing her that she is dating some asshole.
If he does not go with your program and you manufacture some evidence, then it will be interesting test to her confidence.
You can send me pictures of my BF half naked in the middle of some bordello and surrounded by local beauties, and I will say "sure, he is just waiting on his buddies"
As provider I see way too many husbands who are watched every second and yet manage to cheat.
There is no other detriment to cheating that person's integrity.
PS Does not mean I am not going to turn around and smack my BF for putting me in position where I had to be shown those photos.
Let me preface this by saying that some posters have given you great advice already, so take notes and heed to advice which is culmination of valuable lessons learned involving matters of heart relating to heartbreaks. Admittedly, some posters are laying it into you and you can only blame yourself for this because of your immaturity level!
You never specified your plan, but if it involves "renting" a woman (a provider) to show her up (your ex) at some social event or function, is a pretty lame idea which will only back fire toward you. If your brilliant plan involves this scenario, stick a fork into it as it will be a dud!
On the other hand, if your scheme involves renting a provider to induce the current BF into cheating on his GF (your ex) you may as well get that escort f*ck the first random guy whom you'll find walking past you! Yeah, this plan is as brilliant as that!
Take solace in these words of wisdom and try to move on: everyone who cheats will be cheated on. EVERYONE! You can add this FACT to the already known "death & taxes" phrase which I presume you already know about. Let time heal you and let time be your teacher. Do not let time be the fire in which you burn in.
Indifference is the key to revenge when it comes to romance. If she cheated on you then TOO BAD. It happens or has happened to just about everyone.
Then the emotions kick in: Get MAD, get even, get revenge, move on and get better so she/he will become jealous and regret cheating on you. These approaches are for LOSERS who have nothing else to do, nobody else to screw and nowhere else to go.
Here is my formula to getting over this and on with your life.
Step 1) Forgive her for cheating on you. The relationship/friendship may be over but forgive her anyway. No ill-will but no good-will towards her. As I said in the beginning INDIFFERENCE
Step 2) Enact Bill Clinton's dont ask and dont tell policy. So if you have any mutual friends please ask them to dont ask and dont tell you or her about each others lives. Who she is screwing now is none of your business now and vice-versa.
Step 3) GO have sex with at least 7 hot providers or civie chicks as quick as possible. If you really click with one of them then go see her again. She will help weem you off your ex.
Step 4) Engage in some type of activity that will occupy your mind something like fishing, running, martial arts, surfing, playing a musical instrument, chess, etc. Preferably something that costs little or no money and utilizes both your body and mind. This is to buy you some time until you heal.
Step 5) Dispose of everything she gave you or that reminds you of her. Yes, pawn that watch she gave you, donate that sweater she picked out for you last fall to the thrift store and delete the nude pics of her that you have on your computer. No, the pics will not help you later when she becomes famous because you will be way over her when/if this ever happens and wont care one bit.
Step 6) Omit her from your conversations. Do not bring her up when dating, hobbying or just talking with your friends. If you continue to bring her up, than that will keep the wound from healing. Talk about anything else, but that topic. If anybody asks then just say That chapter in my life is closed.
Step 7) Avoid excessive drinking or watching romantic comedies, dramas or womens shows. They tend to focus on relationships that failed or are failing. You need to put as much distance benween you and anything pertaining to romance as well as depressannts like Jack Daniels.
Step 8) Have sex with 6 more hot providers or Indes. This time have three threeways.
Step 9) Join a Gym and work out. This serves two purposes. First, to help you burn off any pent up aggression and Second, because it is something you should be doing anyway reguardless of age or physical condition.
STEP 10) If you followed these steps then by now you should have either found somebody else or you are totally INDIFFERENT to your ex and she means as much to you as last weeks Lacrosse score between Central Utah and Coppin State.
Right on 808. Although I'm new here and have been contemplating the hobby I can really see where you are coming from. My marriage of 16 years is coming to an end. The last year has been pure hell and I've lost 20 pounds in the last 4 months and have been getting physically ill over the pending divorce. Meanwhile before the wife even gets her foot out the door she's bangin away with some guy and gets herself knocked up. I've obsessed over this and have gone through the spectrum of emotional hurt. She's cheated before and I let it go but this time I'm fuming and it's killing me. I thought about the revenge thing too but then I think what the hell would I be proving? It's a slow healing process and as you suggest I think taking up the hobby for oneself is the only reason to do it, and not as a method to try and "get back" at an ex. I'd take all your advice and take up the hobby but the fear of catching something really scares me off. I know a lot about std's and know how they are spread. And the old saying, "If you fuck someone it's like fucking everyone they have ever been with" keeps nagging at me every time I even think of calling a provider.
No need to worry. If you are scared of STDs then get yourself good dental dam and do everything covered. Shower before and after any physical contact, get tested regularly and that should be that. I have been hobbying for 6 years now and the worst illness that a provider has given me was a common cold. BTW I still see her once in a while.
wanting me to come out to the ballpark to watch his kids game just to make his ex jealous. Not sure that would be the appropriate place for revenge, but apparently it is the only time they are together for any length of time.
Dude, the BEST revenge is to forget about her and MOVE FORWARD. CLose the door behind you and NEVER LOOK BACK. I'm telling you from past experience. GO have fun in our life and focus on you and try to get more ASS than a Toilet set.
but it is a whole lot better to not let your mind go to that dark place. There is no revenge that will make it hurt less. What you can do is make a success of yourself in what ever makes you happy. Being HAPPY is the best possible revenge. Get out of the shaddows & Move On. skb
As someone (JohnGalt?) had already stated in one of the posts above, "good living" is the best revenge. I will expand on that and recommend that a good life with a "younger" woman is the best revenge Of course, you'll need to really work on yourself really hard, starting with your attitude though, before you can land that young hottie (civvie world is what I am referring to) But be careful what you wish for though, because before you know it, that young hottie will cheat on you too
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Of course, you'll need to really work on yourself really hard, starting with your attitude though, before you can land that young hottie (civvie world is what I am referring to) But be careful what you wish for though, because before you know it, that young hottie will cheat on you too