Haha.. this one kills me. Plus, I think he called me once for an appointment.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f9f476b2bb

When he picks the phone up and calls his wife!  lol!!!!

Its always good to start off my day with a few laughs and giggles!
Sitara

Foot pussy... lol.. I'm giggling now just thinking about it.

Get it?? Elevator?? Its wrong on so many levels??? Get it???

Geeze, tough crowd. I better not quit my day job

it described a woman (actually an 18-yr old) haveing sex with a group of men... she took one up the ass, on in her vagina, one in her mouth and was giving two handjobs with each hand... a couple of other guys walk in and she invites them to participate... when one asks how... where to place his penis... she suggests they put them in her armpits....  

Well, ever since... I've found armpits to be  somewhat erotic... and I've noticed that I have a grip that I put on strippers.... when they lapdance for me... they literally drip from their armpits... and really seem to get into the "dance" ....   yea... funny what appeals to different folks... just never got into the foot thing....