From :[email protected] To :[email protected] Subject :Your Account has expired! Date :Sat, 29 Nov 2003 00:02:06 -0800 Your VIP Membership has expired. Please purchase more days or submit more reviews! Thank you for your support! --The Staff.
Thank you for thinking I was so important .. but uhm I have not been a VIP yet. And considering I have no penis I can not submit more reviews on ladies I have banged as it is genetically impossible to do so unless I use my strap-on... ohhhhhhhh I SEEEEE where this is going you naughty monkies... !!!!!
lol Thank you .. Ken that was really sweet ! xoxo Ill def be having a talk with Santa about stuffing your stockings.. well ok stuffing MY stockings !!!! rofl
I do have ONE review ( lol ) Many of my friends are not the type to kiss and tell unfortunately. So my 15 minutes of fame is centered on one person currently.. Such a diva I know..
You really make me laugh. I propose that TER needs to expand a little and let you ladies rate the hobbyists. What a twist. Talk about your ultimate dating service!!!!!
If I were to rate a hobbyist any hobbyist.. take your pic sugar muffin... It would read like a harlequin smut novel... And then he.. and then we.. and OMF&*^(*^* GAWD !!! YES YES YES ( ok that was all made up... ) **Excerpt From the Diary of Mo** (no really it exist online you should read it ..) ""I arrived at the appointed time. John Smith was pacing the floor nervous as a pole cat in June under the rockers. Was he thinking I was the brass ready to ruin his life with one phrase.."you have the right to remain silent" He didnt want the small talk. This joe was ready for some good ol fashion Tongue Hockey. I was just the jockey to saddle up. Yehhhhawwww boys and girls ""
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