A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a little
girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden
hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The
wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter takes a
closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says
with admiration.
Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter notices the girl has tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but
. then I wouldn't have a siren