When she lies about what a great lover I am and the thundering climaxes she has achieved -- with me and no one else. Really. Honestly.
It's the thought that counts i guess?
For me its lube up. I think its cheating. For one, most guys wont DATY long or not at all if a pussy is filled with nasty lube. Two, pussy feels better wet with natural juices or wet from the saliva from DATY. Three, you have no choice but to start CFS and with a lubed up pussy you tend to cum faster(was this the plan?) And four whats the point of DFK shes not going to get wet and turned on by it anyway(which was the fantasy to start). Get rid of the lube ladies please thank you.
To make a couple points to your issue with ladies using lube being what you like the least that ladies do...and your request that they stop, and your question as to why this or that if it isn't gonna get her wet...
Women do not all lubricate in the same amounts at the same rates in the same ways (kind of like some guys are big squirters and some not so much). Also, at different times during her cycle can effect how wet she gets...
The idea of doing it dry, because you think it's somehow a cheat if she lubes, doesn't sound at all appealing. For whatever reason she doesn't self-lubricate enough, the idea that she should then take it without any lubrication seems a bit unkind....for reference perhaps you need to see a proctologist, and tell him as he readies the gloved hand or colonoscopy, or whatnot, to not lube it up as that would be a cheat, and take it dry yourself to get an idea of how fun something going into a dry orifice can be, different prifice,but...and the doctor won't actually be going in and out much so you won't get the full friction concept...but it can give some perspective perhaps...Ooooo...or maybe get a Foley catheter inserted wide awake and dry...
I do find it a bit odd that you think if a woman doesn't get all that wet she isn't turned on in any way at all...or that if she really isn't turned on that she should do it dry, which would probably be uncomfortable at absolute best, is then fair so your get the fanatasy....it seems you are saying if she lubes it kills the fantasy...but how can you going in dry maintain the fantasy since you think a lack of a certain degree of wet indicates a lack of arrousal? you seem to take both as indications she isn't into it...which you seem to see as failure on her part...
Oh, and one other thing....doing it "dry" does increase the likelyhood of vaginal tearing which would increase the risk of certain STDs that are blood borne, and can also increase the chances of a condom breaking...so the lube she uses would protect you.
I really love lots of lube, if it's the right kind. Unlubed I can rarely get deep penetration, lubed I can slide way in. If I cum too soon, let's go again!
WOW!!! you really ANALized my question. For all of us that really HOBBY they know exactly what im refering to and to why I feel that way. If you read the answer you would see that its self explainitory. The lube is used early,(Cant DATY or choose not to) whether she puts it on before you come in or as you start the session. (Re read it)If DATY is on the menu it should not be used before then. It kills the fantasy!!! Usually ladies that use it often, swear by it, its out on the bed or dresser before the session even start. Then squirts(you know that sound) that stuff out onto the hands and smack it on their pussy (Like now lets get going) I dont object to a little being used just before FS in a descete way but it doesn't happen like that. Its overused. I would say that out of 50 providers I have seen only 6 or 7 of them used lube and it was alot.(Usually I dont experience this)Most providers I see dont use it (Not that I am aware of) thats a good thing!!! I understand some ladies dont get wet but there is a way to use it and not break the mood. All providers are different and all clients are different. I don't know about others but when I pay $$$, $$$$,or$$$$$ per hour I want an almost perfect experience. Splattering out a bunch of Lube is not appealing to me at $$$$ per hour. Why not after DATY,DFK,BBBJ,69,more DFK she grabs a condom and some lube put some on my hand and say something like (Put some of this on my Pus this really turns me on I love to feel the heat) There are ways to do it without overkill. Those that hobby often know what Im refering to with MY answer as to what I hate the most a provider does during a session.
Whats up with the colonoscopy comment. One has nothing to do with the other. A colonoscopy is not a pleasurable experience, you know that going in. A session on the other hand is suppose to be. Hopefully for both parties but mainly the client. Since he's $. I never mentioned anything anal at all. A colonoscopy is an anal procedure, I understand lube is needed for that in a session. But one has NOTHING to do with the other. And generally speaking thats what most ladies use lube for in the first place ANAL. Ex. If you see a porn movie you NEVER EVER see lube at all unless its used for ANAL penetration. You see!!! It kills MY, MY, MY, fantasy. All clients are different. RE READ my question and answer
What he said and also, certain hormonal birth control methods can cause dryness.
Speaking of lube though, the best lube which does not taste or smell, is light and not sticky is Pjur Eros Bodyglide Lubricant. It only takes a drop or two. This is a great way to be able to go back and forth, if you know what I mean.
Kate
1. talking non-stop
2. talking about their personal problems
3. asking me about my personal life SO, kids, etc.
TURN THEM OFF THE ENTIRE TIME YOU ARE WITH A CLIENT. YES, COMPLETELY OFF
4 decades.... and I can tell you civie, marriage and hobby, lube has never killed the fantasy... Actually if a gal is too dry and tight, it hurts ME! so lube away... after the DATY session of course... unless it is strawberry or banana. umm....
What do I hate the most... my list is endless... starting with cell phone, cheap hotel radio on, TV on (watching TV in session), telling me to hurry and get off (and get out cause she had places to go and people to see)....
but the most aggrevating of all? just not enjoying the session... ya can tell.
Ive read many of reviews for other clients and they have stated in the reviews something like ( Just before FS she used a bunch of lube, I would like to think I can cause that same arrousal on my own) Now im not say that I wont still have a good time, but I have thought the same thing before just as others have and understood how they felt. Not to be mean or anything it (killed the FANTASY) so loose the lube basically. Im not into flavors, if I want some fruit Ill have it with breakfast or something. Im into the fresh and natural flavors. What you hate the most, it seems like you should just stay home. LOL
But when "in room" I like to think that the lady is actually interested in being there with me... that is the fantasy that I am paying for.
If you will note, all of my dislikes have to do with the lady being distracted by other diversions, phone, tv, radio, etc. All a lady has to do, and I have said this many times, is be nice to me, and pretend for a bit, that she is there because she is actually interested in meeting me.... whether she is - or is not and is there only because she wishes to meet Mr. Franklin!
As far as lubes are concerned, some ladies get excited and naturally lube themselves, others do not... it varies.... that is the human condition. To say that a lady always responds in a standardized way is not really realistic. Deal with human population statistics for any physiologic or sociologic phenomena - and you will find wide variation. Some ladies I have been with mildly sweat when they have an orgasm.. some get involuntary muscle contractions, some yell, some get moist.... Very wide variation. So to think that my walking into the room and she is going to instantly get wet - really does fall into the "fiction" rather than fantasy concept.
One of the more memorable experiences that I have had, was one night a lady and I played with toys... lots of lube that night! lol "I" would not have it any other way! lol!!!!
Talking about her husband. EOM
Things I hate the most:
- Answering cell phone
- Talking about her kids
- Talking about husband/SO
have met, really do try to be and actually are, really good moms. sorry, but I tend to talk about mine as well.
Arrived at a provider's home with a regular client and we both instantly sensed another man had just been there. Bed was a bit messy (the whole place in fact), disheveled hair, make-up smeared, the scent of a man's fragrance.... And this was all mid-afternoon! Needless to say, we left very soon and enjoyed the rest of the afternoon blissfully together elsewhere!
...when she leaves 
act like they're squeezing mustard or ketchup out of the lube bottle, and make the session like a water theme park ride. The sensation is diminished, and it ruins the session!
I guess the ones I've met have done their jobs very well.
When she asks "Are you in?"
Can't we just get a schlong?
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Oh Baby Baby. Thats right! More! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
in other words I hate BS professional moaning and talking. TOO fake. A good actress does not have the constant chatter, where you feel as if your with Mae West.
Do you feel that all moaning is fake? or you can tell which ones are?
I know when I'm into it, there's some moaning going on but it's not fake.
I do agree all the ooh ah's like in a cheap porn flick are disgusting.
Terri
1.Having to leave the great ones at the end of the date.
2.Not being able to leave the bad ones soon enough (few and far between).
3.Your ATF to stop seeing you for no apparent reason and then not give you a reason.
the sessions we offer. I welcome suggestions on how I can make things better.
I totally agree with webby about the lube.
I however rarely use it, except anal, or if the gent is large and even then sometimes not, it really does have a lot to due with time of month or even how much play has gone on.
I can't believe a lady will answer the phone while your entertaining..I've never done that even if he says go ahead and answer, I will reach over and turn it off.
As far as conversations go, I just usually follow the gents lead.
kisses
Terri
behind your back while in missionary or DATY LOL
holding my penis during intercourse.
When she lies about what a great lover I am and the thundering climaxes she has achieved -- with me and no one else. Really. Honestly.
It's the thought that counts i guess?
Lube, nasty? It tastes sweet. Some of it has flavor enhancers. Maybe she's using the wrong lube. Tell her that there are more things on the market than Vaseline Petrol Jelly.
Cum faster with more lube? You get a lot more friction with less lube, and as long as the rubber doesn't break, you should cum faster. If you could stand the screams, that is, and don't friction-burn your cock.
There's a certain lovely lady who pours lube on her hot pussy like syrup. It drives me wild. I feel hungry and horny at the same time, and want to lick her and bang her till the lube is foamed.
What do I hate most that a provider does during a session? I hate it when she leaves when the time is up. I don't hold it against her, but when I reach into my pocket to get her to stay and all that's in there is my hard on; I hate it when that happens.
I can't hold it against her: even life has an ending.
...call me "Keanu". My fake name is "Lex", my real name isn't "Keanu"...but every now then then a provider calls me "Keanu" during the course of...well...stuff. What's up with that?
Are you sure they are not saying "Can you?"
after an hour of sex in every position known to humans and some animals, before I even get to pop the first time...and leaves me unfulfilled to lay in the wet spot.
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...when I arrive a few minutes early, but decide to wait in the car until the appointment is supposed to start out of respect for the provider (I don't want to be accused of trying to get "free minutes" by arriving early, plus I know that a lot of ladies HATE it when we show up early and they feel as though they didn't finish "preparing") only to find that when I knock on the door "on time" they're still not ready. I hate it when they start the session by saying something like, "go get undressed while I go PEE, and then we'll get started". I mean, saying something like that is a real turnoff, as it clearly indicates that you don't even care to create the GFE fantasy, plus it guarantees that I will not be going down on you. How I'm greeted says A LOT!
The puch line was: "Thank you for the breath of fresh air."
I have cherry flavored lube from Spencer's Gifts that warms up with so heat or a warm breath. I sometimes get guys who smell like ass and I don't want to upset them and this lube has a strong odor. I also use it when I am close to my time of month as I do dry up even back in my college days w/ my SO and I use it if I have stress from family (when my brother stole 2,000 from my house) or other stress that makes me think that I am going to put a little more enthusiasm into my session.
I keep my phone on vibrate as I get a lot of calls and don't want to listen to family members leave 20 messages on my mailbox. I can see my caller ID and call up my clients first and then talk to my family as they are often idiotic enough to leave message in which they saw some item at the mall and wanted to talk about it.