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Opiod 1 Reviews 2171 reads
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When indulging in such said courtesies that can be categorized as a review or erotic review, one should consider the consumerism of service or the product that is being reviewed.  That product is sex and the discretion of acquiring it.

That being said the review should, and I say should if it is not about the reviewer "ego" should incluse the following outline;

A Provider advertisment
  1. photo accurate
  2. mis/representation of services provided accuracy
 
B. Service Safety
  1. incall location  traditionally a hot spot/ suspect
  2. pimps scandals upsales

C. Session
   1. ambiance/experience as it relates to servers attitude
   2. Utilize site terms ie GFE PSE ETC

D. Usability
   1. Was provider clean
   2. Was provider discreet/ and minmized exposing you to environmental risk is smoke,weed etc

I cant tell you how many people have posted her and have gotten shafted by a particular provider and her pimp...

You can always keep the jucy stuff for the members only section, but a review should be a technical application...

Thank you for reading

-- Modified on 12/17/2012 9:49:08 AM

SinCitySinner733 reads

Who are you to tell how a provider should be reviewed?  If you don't like a review move on to the next one....

Freakin' Trolls.

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Opiod647 reads

just expressing an opinion...

does that really bother you...or perhaps you are not open to new things...

you should try this format...it would make you famous

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
Who are you to tell how a provider should be reviewed?  If you don't like a review move on to the next one....

Freakin' Trolls.

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TheHoundOfCullin530 reads

95% of the crap you said is covered in the first part of the review.
Thanks for all of the wonderful advice though.
Wow. Can I be elite too? What's the secret handshake?
I don't make 100k, but I can clean toilets, and paint ceilings.
Do you think I qualify?

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Opiod654 reads

why would you ask me to qualify you...?

and no its not covered ...

i challenge you to cut an past the first review you find or even yours

dont hate me cause i am different...

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TheHoundOfCullin553 reads

Hmmm.
A. Is covered.... There is a photo accurate question
There is also service as promised?

B. Incall/ outcall.
Agency/ Indy. I call that covered.

C. Attitude and atmosphere are right at the top.

You are a douche because of your writing style.
Not your money, or your views. They are fake.
It's not hard to start up another handle, and put 1 bullshit review on it.
Try doing that with a reputable lady.
BTW.
If someone wants to know anything else about my reviews.
All they have to do is PM me. Pretty simple.

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Opiod525 reads

why does anyone have to pm you lol

again penis envy

you should look it up

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TheHoundOfCullin531 reads

Because that is what you do to get the best information.

I see you have resorted to insults now.
Why is that?
With all of those big words, you should surely be able to do better than that.
BTW.
PM function doesn't work for non VIP multiple handle holders.
So you are assed out.
You can talk to yourself though.

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Dr Who revived635 reads

1)  If the thread is started by Opiod....

It's a troll thread.

2)  Play with the troll named Opiod...

We love to have guys like you around...you are a guy?   Right?  If not, please correct us so we can properly address you as Madame!

3)  Is the troll speaking with ESL?

Hard to sometimes discern as trolls tend to play with words.  But they keep on posting so eventually their real "other" handles they have used come into play.

So Opiod...are you offering up a prize for who can guess who else you are on TER?  Other boards?

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Opiod662 reads

ahh

you can characterize my post as trolling i am comfortable with that assessment.

but you know you are wrong and you are just mad cause i am popular and you are not!!! LOL

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Dr Who revived578 reads

And when I had all my Les Mis characters playing it was tough to keep everyone happy with their airtime.

So how about it?  What is the prize to who can correctly guess who you are/have been on here?

LR has already guessed aces and udo.  But I don't think that's right.

Me thinks you have been playing for years tho!!!

Love it  :D

Posted By: Opiod
ahh

you can characterize my post as trolling i am comfortable with that assessment.

but you know you are wrong and you are just mad cause i am popular and you are not!!! LOL

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ziggy440543 reads

to be drawn in. English written stilted and officious not making sense me... It does make me appreciate the real mods clear and concise communication style, even while wondering if the heart of a troll beats in the chests of a few of them.

zig

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Dr Who revived433 reads

the 2013 resolutions  LOL

And he wants to see if he can actually draw more poor unsuspecting souls into troll threads.

From the looks of it...he's doing just fine  :D

Posted By: ziggy440
to be drawn in. English written stilted and officious not making sense me... It does make me appreciate the real mods clear and concise communication style, even while wondering if the heart of a troll beats in the chests of a few of them.

zig

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TheHoundOfCullin580 reads

I never said I was one of the sharpest tools in the shed.
Just a tool. :D
BTW what the fuck does officious mean?
With rasha posting, I'm sick of looking shit up.

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Dr Who revived445 reads

of·fi·cious  
/əˈfiSHəs/
Adjective
Assertive of authority in an annoyingly domineering way, esp. with regard to petty or trivial matters.
Intrusively enthusiastic in offering help or advice; interfering.
Synonyms
meddlesome - obtrusive - intrusive

I'm afraid that the OP may have moved along.  TER only allows that shit to happen for a while...then ban the offending handle  LOL

But he can easily create another and carry on his diatribes.  We shall wait and see.  But unless he's putting up something of value to guess the handle...maybe the prize is a four hour dinner  date with Rasha.  And I know the OP can easily afford that  :D

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
I never said I was one of the sharpest tools in the shed.
Just a tool. :D
BTW what the fuck does officious mean?
With rasha posting, I'm sick of looking shit up.

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perfectstorm585 reads

That's fricken funny, hound!

Speaking of her, I've been looking forward to rasha's take on this moronic OP!

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
I never said I was one of the sharpest tools in the shed.
Just a tool. :D
BTW what the fuck does officious mean?
With rasha posting, I'm sick of looking shit up.

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rrasha88494 reads

Well - his command of the obvious is quite impressive. Perhaps we can look forward to future scintillating bons mots such as "Observing the lawn from my window, my determination is that grass is green."


-- Modified on 12/18/2012 7:50:47 AM

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TheHoundOfCullin547 reads

Smart is sexy!
So are your pics!
My stupidity is greatly misunderstood.
I meant you no offense.

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rrasha88443 reads

In response to PS's post. Trust me, you'll know when you're on my bad list.

-- Modified on 12/18/2012 7:56:15 PM

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inicky46574 reads

Yes, honey, tons of weed.  Also lots of real grass in Central Park.  You should roll around in it some time! lol!

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rrasha88527 reads

It's more like a small private court yard like you guys have in the Quarter. Lots of sun so I can grow vegetables all summer. I must have a green thumb, because my neighbor is always asking if he can squeeze my tomatoes.

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London Rayne549 reads

I bet he wants to squeeze those things ha ha.

-- Modified on 12/18/2012 9:12:53 PM

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London Rayne612 reads

TER won't allow you to put specific sex acts or any juicy details in the public part, so this is not exactly news breaking information, but thanks for sharing.

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Opiod603 reads

that london is not true...

they are very strategic in what they decide to allow ....

lets just leave it like that...

its all about traffic

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London Rayne646 reads

nfo in the public part, which caused their reviews to be unapproved until it was removed.

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Opiod663 reads

yeah too much lol penis envy

"hey guys look what i did...do better"

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Road_Rider534 reads

You keep using the term in context to interactions between men and their desire to illustrate their conquests.
Apparently you don't actually know what the term means.
I kind of pity your ignorance. It's embarrassing.

Related Link: Penis Envy

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unlucky2739 reads

spoken now let me get some TP and wipe my ass................................

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Opiod756 reads

insults ...?

why

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Dr Who revived565 reads

When folks get frustrated that's what they do to  combat the trolling  LOL

I like your style...another breath of "fresh air" onto what have been "dead boards"  LOL

But then many have not cared for my style either...oh well, that's life in the Big Apple..err city  :D

Posted By: Opiod
insults ...?

why

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inicky46694 reads

Just what we needed; advice from a troll who's written only 1 review and can barely write an English sentence.  When will you be offering a class in Composition 101?  Please sign me up.  Oh, and I also want to take your course in The Psychology of Borderline Personality Disorder 202.  You wrote the book, right?

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Opiod624 reads

when you make whay i make you punctuate when you give a damn...

dont you judge me!!!!

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London Rayne520 reads

Honey, even those with a mere Associates degree are required to pass at least 2 college level English classes, so unless you blew your professor, there is no way in hell you are making a damn thing unless you own your own business of course. What would that be? Jackass LLC? Yea, we are all scholars on the internet aren't we lol. Go back under your bridge and watch some youporn if you can even afford a real internet connection. You don't even have VIP here bwahahaha.

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TheHoundOfCullin692 reads

You are doing a great job of showing us the type of person you are.
What's next? A thread about setting your balls on fire for fun?
That will get you the attention you need.

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inicky46667 reads

It is really much more likely that I make substantially more than you do.  And, gosh, you're yelling now.  I seem to have gotten under your skiin with only one post!  I guess you don't like being judged.  If so, do stop your promiscuous and silly posts.  I will judge you all I want.  Finally, since I made my original post on this thread you have made my case for me by posting on every single response anyone made. Diagnosis: Borderline Personality Disorder is confirmed.

-- Modified on 12/17/2012 4:25:13 PM

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Dr Who revived548 reads

Remember old mshsex?

Hmmm  LOL

Posted By: inicky46
It is really much more likely that I make substantially more than you do.  And, gosh, you're yelling now.  I seem to have gotten under your skiin with only one post!  I guess you don't like being judged.  If so, do stop your promiscuous and silly posts.  I will judge you all I want.  Finally, since I made my original post on this thread you have made my case for me by posting on every single response anyone made. Diagnosis: Borderline Personality Disorder is confirmed.

-- Modified on 12/17/2012 4:25:13 PM

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inicky46455 reads

I doubt it.  True, mshsex was annoying.  But he didn't have opinions as fucked up as this guy. He also didn't seem like the type to disguise himself by posting inarticulate babble.  London guessed mikey, but I say no to that too.  If he comes back (which I doubt) he would do it with his old handle here.  He hates aliases and would never use one, even here.  Plus, he's usually too inebriated to go through all the rigamarol of sneaking back on.  Personally, I don't care who the guy is.

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Dr Who revived548 reads

There's a few guys that this handle could be...and I agree that Mikey isn't one of them.

MS...just threw that out there to see if that might get a "rise" from the OP (hope he doesn't read this post)

I did post on another thread that I suspect he's a fella that's been here for quite some time.  And just discovered...or maybe has known for quite a while...just how easy it is to create a new handle and post away.  But usually TER figures out that the guy was banned prior...and bans the new handle as well  :D

And shit...even Mikey drunk as a skunk could figure that out  LOL

Are you going to see Les Mis on Christmas?  We are...and then off for a nice Chinese dinner.  I love Christmas day  :D

Posted By: inicky46
I doubt it.  True, mshsex was annoying.  But he didn't have opinions as fucked up as this guy. He also didn't seem like the type to disguise himself by posting inarticulate babble.  London guessed mikey, but I say no to that too.  If he comes back (which I doubt) he would do it with his old handle here.  He hates aliases and would never use one, even here.  Plus, he's usually too inebriated to go through all the rigamarol of sneaking back on.  Personally, I don't care who the guy is.

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perfectstorm508 reads

is the "borderline" part!
:D

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