Okay ladies, this is for you if you have an incall.  I just visited an incall this weekend and the girl was very nice, but I was extremely dissapointed in the overall event.  

If an appointment is scheduled well in advance.  Pick up just a little bit.  It should be embarrassing to bring someone into your home when it is a disaster.  If you have pets please remove them and their food dishes from your bedroom so that animals are not running in and out of the room during the appointment.  If you have a dog that barks all the time then shut him in another room, put him in a kennel, or stick him out on the porch for a little while so you can entertain your guest.  I'm I out of line here or is this just common sense?

Sorry to hear about your experience. That's why I think it's best to just get a hotel room. Then you don't have to worry about any of those issues and it's easy to create a nice, intimate setting with candles and soft music. I live in student housing and have room mates so having guests over just doesn't work for me.

My incall location is lovely.  Colorful, comfy, clean, tidy.  I put thought and effort into my surroundings because yes, I would be embarrassed to invite a client to a sub-standard incall.  Besides, messy is a turn off.  My incall location in Minneapolis was fantastic.  I took pics before I left I loved it so much.  My schedule has tumbleweeds and crickets chirping.  And these are the providers that are busy?  Gah!

A long time Fav lady...  typically a neat freak...  has hosted me in her home.  There was an interval where her place was overrun with dogs...  friendly enough but distracting plus I swear they got as much attention as me.  The available space suffered too.  It sure put a damper on things & I stopped visiting for a while.  She actually e-mailed me to let me know she had placed all but "her dog".  I think it really hurt her business.

I have seen her since & will again, now that this is resolved.

One of my reviews was denied, due to the fact that I mentioned how trashed her incall place was. Her dog running everywhere, used napkins from previous guests on the floor, ect. I also mentioned that her hygine was as good as her house keeping skills...I tried to be tactful in my descriptions but I feel this is part of the whole experience, its ambience, right? To  have to omit something like that is just wrong. I understand that this could hurt the "girl" overall, but really, give me a break!

I recently met someone who I knew from her website, twitter, posts, etc. has two dogs. When making the appointment she was specific about wanting to make sure she had them kenneled or with a friend which I assured her wasn't necessary. She did park them elsewhere but then she had to reschedule at the last minute. The second time was in the evening when kennels were closed so, since I told her I didn't mind, she had the dogs there. I like dogs, and I think they liked me, so it was fun. They were small dogs, not big or mean dogs. They were a bit yappy but it didn't bother me as much as the hot summer day did. (I realize now that maybe Farrah was worrying about their yapping, but I don't think so.) Anyway, I think it depends on the dogs but I agree that it is probably best to kennel them unless the visitor assures you otherwise.

In this case, I give the dogs Yippy and Yappy a 9 for their cute appearance and a 7 for performance (9 for playfulness but a little too much yapping).

I had an outcall once, and I coulda swore I was at a frat house the night after a drunken party. I stepped in the door and there was shit everywhere, clothes, beer bottles, plates of food...
and 4 HUGE Maine Coon cats came at me the minute I stepped in the door.
I love cats but these things were mini tigers.  He had to lock them out of the bedroom bc of their incessant curiousity of me.
He had good refs, I dont know why she didnt mention his housekeeping wasnt stellar...

I would have turned around and left........if her house is dirty.....what else about her is dirty??? and not in a kinky way.

It is not that hard to get some hot water.....some cleaning stuff ie clorox, Mr. Clean, Murphys Oil Soap, or something like that....a bucket, a mop, some gloves, windex, vacuum, broom, cleaning rags, and hand napkins....open the windows....and clean your house.......a dirty house is not cool provider or not! YUCK....and that is nasty.

Wash all the dirty clothes....esp the sheets, buy a water proof mattress cover, use talcum powder on it.... buy a kennel large enough for a dog to be in comfortably for the duration of the appointment and train it to sit in there with the door open (if security is a concern).......

but the place should be clean. One more thing providers really should keep ex's and boyfriends away from there incall. I had two uncomfortable experiences because of an ex-husband or a boyfriend showing up. It just is not cool to have you civie relationships anywhere near your clients. Luck for me both where cool and had no problem with me.

Because they are generally the $65 all you can eat buffet LMAO

Um, my cats never stank. Ever.
Theyre litter box was in the utility room, was self cleaning, AND had a door that opened and closed at their entering/leaving.  
In fact, my clients LIKED my cats. They missed them when I started using hotels.

Since you used an alias I can't tell if you wrote  a review on your experience. If you hobby long enough this is bound to happen. However, it always helps if a reviewer writes about it in the review. It helps everyone who might want to see this lady and likes a clean and well kept incall.
Many ladies take great pride in their incall, and I for appreciate a well decorated and clean incall. For me, it adds to the whole experience.

my mother had a cat for many years and when you walked into her home you would never know a cat was there unless he came and bit you lol  didn't stink but what a mean lil bugger lmao  fact is, if you clean up after your animal, it will NOT smell...MANY animal owners are just str8 up SLOBS...and who keeps their animals food in their flippin bedroom lol

Dogs where coming in and out? Sounds like a comedy!

I'm sure it was not funny to you but wow I applaud you for being able to finish...