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Coochie Contest.... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
LIguy133 6 Reviews 4261 reads
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Ok, first of all I will admit I'm board. It's labor day,it's raining like hell, so in someways I have nothing better to do.

However, be that as it may. How can you have a coochie contest when no one is showing their coochie! I am not saying that have to have sometype of a spread leg vulger display. But what is it you vote for? Do you visualize? Do you fantisize? Do you supersize? I don't know! When you had a breast contest you showed breasts. When you had a butt contest you showed butt. When you had a smile contest you showed smile. How can you have a coochie contest and not show coochie, its  really nothing more than a side ways smile that is either saved, or has a beard.

Well, I guess I'm done. Its still raining, I guess I can catch up on writing my reviews. HMMMMMMMM I wonder? can I write a review with out seeing the provider, HMMMMMMMMMMM maybe just a photo, YEA, thats the ticket, of photo, YEA save some money. YEA we will use a photo............

fortitude3082 reads

I was so looking forward to casting my vote on this one.  But what to vote for?  Let's see, I like that name, Tabitha, so she must have a beautiful one, so there, I'll vote that way.  But, wait a minute!  What about Carrie, or the others?

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fortitude4376 reads

We clicked on the wrong thing.  Click on "vote", not on the gals names, and the pix come up.

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Girl Next Door3908 reads

Clicking on the leaders will only take you to their profiles, not to their entries.  ;-)

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There is a dancer in Vegas (Jaguars, I believe) who is a platonic friend whom is known as Princess Perfect Poonani. However, if she provided and entered, she'd undoubtedly win hands down, she once had a boyfriend she had to dump because the guy was fixated on her labia (or lack thereof) something like 26.5 hours a day. OTOH, if she did enter, I'd probably lose a lot of respect for her.

The LA version of PPP is a well known FBSM provider who won't see me anymore, but without a doubt, she's blessed. Actually, she's blessed from head to toe, and is the current ATF of a good friend of mine (which might have something to do with the fact she won't see me anymore). I also think she's way too classy to enter, anyway.

Colour me old and jaded, but to my mind, something is seriously wrong with the picture, literally and figuratively.

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Rickbethel3969 reads

...but I noticed a few rather tantalizing photos. Looks like I made the wrong decision a couple weeks ago when I was within driving distance of Kansas City (I had my golf clubs with me, so I couldn't just leave them in the trunk, could I?)

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EagleRay20034239 reads

Personally I prefer the closed leg cameltoe shots to the gynie open leg yodelling in the valley shots.....or the had too many hanging bacon shots.

Ye gods - just noticed one entrant appears to be pissing....YUK!

Carrie gets my vote - love that kilt! (and she rocks my world whenever we meet!;-) )

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akitanuki3566 reads

I've seen some beautiful pussy before, but don't see it in the contestants so far. IMO symetrical petite labia are da bomb.

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betty_snj3098 reads

mine looks good, taste sweet and is all wet...vote for me!!!! But, I think I can win the best mouth contest, I can deepthroat 9 inches easily.

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Tatoogirl744527 reads

but from what I saw, would any of those ladies allow me to lick them???

Shaye

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Mr. Spock3808 reads


Has anyone ever noticed that most slimy alien lifeforms (notably in modern Sci-Fi classics like ALIEN/ALIEN II/etc) tend to look like "coochies" or members of the shellfish genus? What is this fascination you humans have with the female genitalia.

Frankly examining the specimens on display in this contest reminds me of my Human Anatomy and Gyneacology 1.01 back at Starfleet Academy.

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VonRyan3817 reads

Mr.Spock...the coochie needs to be looked at(of course at some point licked,lol) as part of the whole gorgeous female being.
Its the total package concept that requires one to consider all of the female's body parts beyond the coochie:
face,eyes,lips,nose,breasts,navel,inner thighs,ass(to name of few). To take this one step beyond and go where many men have gone before(pun intended)....
Upon discovery and exploration of the females erogenous zones
(top ten link provided below),the female body will obtain the BIG O....Nirvana...a sight and sound to behold bar none. Ultimate pleasure for a female!The belief in the existence of two types of well-defined climaxes is an obstacle to research and to personal experimentation..Mr. Spock.


Vaginal orgasms and clitoral orgasms are two distinct things in the sense that they're two separate moments. What is important to know is that pleasure zones in the female can be found in different places, depending on stimulation. Also, some women can experience anal orgasms. Every woman is erogenous in different areas, and they can have orgasms that are not limited to only one given zone.

As my astute Professor Irwin Corey once said...What was the question?

Cheers!






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Mr. Spock3196 reads


and measure the human response to basic forms of what you call "parody" -- which I understand to be a variant of "straight situational comedy".  For reasons which are still not clear to me, humans seem to enjoy "funny" takes on old TV series that are familiar and dear to them. For example, this one here, just transmitted to me the other day by a human. Please register your (dis)pleasure appropriately.

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The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush.

They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi Ambassador says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

President Bush says, "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do.

The Saudi whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in 'Star Trek.'"

President Bush laughs and leans toward the Saudi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...."

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VonRyan2441 reads

C'mon Mr. Spock...your sense of humour is showing itself.
...he was obviously trying to be polite while at the same time somewhat indistinct in his response.
Even I know that Arabs are Klingons.Hell...they teach it at Sunday school.

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singleton6702 reads

i swear to god VR, that's the FIRST time i'm hearing that Star Trek Klingon=Arab subtext theory  ... and i'm a freaking Trekkie myself! ... i mean, i knew Rodenberry was Jewish, but Klingons as Arabs? LOL

so what does that make the Romulans? LOL  ... btw, you did know that "Ferengi" means "foreigner" in Arabic, right?

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you see, that's why i love this board ... you accidentally learn something new everyday!

TER school of life, my friend ... TER school of life!  ;-)


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