when i look under massage in the classified i've seen many listings for table showers and shower shows.
can anybody define these terms for me?
thanks

Can't say that I'm an expert, but in the dozen or so times I have been to massage parlors around the country, the first thing that always happens is that I get a good scrubbing while lying on a waterproof table. Hand held shower, buckets of water, etc.

I always get the feeling that I'd love to nail the young girl that's scrubbing me, but usually remember "No that's not how it works - you have to go to the steam room first to read the magazines, and then back to the massage room to do the sign language thing about what you are interested in receiving."

TER is so much easier.

I know where I take my mongrel dog to be groomed, they have a table shower. Is it the same thing?  Woof Woof!

Sadly, I haven't heard of any such thing in my area, or even in this country...

The shower shows I've seen have just been a stripper in the shower giving a show.
A table shower is one of the most pleasurable, relaxing, and erotic experiences to be had.

I'm tearing down my shower curtain and taking out Mr. Bubbles...does anyone have a private backyard I can use?

THis is typical of AMPs.  Quite nice actually as you get a nice warm rinse  and cleaning before the action, lovely massage and then...well, you know where it goes.  Use the VIP section (which does not require VIP by the way) under the section "Massage Parlor Girls".  Good clean fun!

I featured at a club in Vegas on its opening night. Myself and my best friend (hottest piece of ass) and this other girl went into the glass shower where they turned on the water and the fun between us all began. Suds everywhere, falling down and rolling on top and grabbing at our clothes we were oversexed and ecstatic. I nearly got fired that night for doing naughty things and peeling my g-string to the side and slamming my ass repeatedly against the glass, few centimeters from the patrons.