and providers don't renegotiate the arrangement every two minutes ...

Re:don't forget a big plus....being in a club with 80+ topless lovelies strolling about :) (eom)

Not that VonRyan needs anything to put him in the mood but I just imagined myself at Scores in NYC with a fantabulous bi-provider such as "tu", enjoying some lap dances together
and then having that hottie of a dancer join us back at your place for a nightcap...and...

play some three handed Pinochle...NOT!

Let's, let both our imaginations run wild on this one.

Cheers!

80? Try 5 or 10 tops. And if you listen really close , you can hear the sucking sound....not the one your thinking about either. Its the vaccuum of your money being quickly sucked outta your wallet. FOR WHAT? I dont see the return on the investment in a strip club. The ultimate tease? Some strippers are so mechanical that one of those dolls that dance to any sound would be more fun. Providers are what you wish you had dancing in front of you. Thats what your hoping for when the striper is grinding.. Then what...go home and rub one out?

Fact of the matter is, if you can get a stripper to be honest, good luck, the whole goal is to extract as much money from you as possible in the least amount of time. They joke about it, and teach each other techniques on how to draw men in. Strippers know that men are visually stimulated and think with the wrong head when over stimulated. Thats just how most of us are wired.  Think about it....After leaving a strip club and dropping about as much as you would have spent on your ATF....don't you feel just a bit slighted?

Then again, I can remember really enjoying a few strippers that really knew how to work the crowed and the pole...stripping is an art. I guess Im refering more to lap dances and stuff.

OK....I concede...I dont know WTF im talkin about.

ice queen treatment!  That alone's worth the price of admission.  Nothing like being condescended to by someone who's trying to get the benjamins out of your pocket.