This is my first time trying to meet a provider. I have already contacted a provider and been pre-screened. We are now just trying to set a date and time. Here is my question..........I had testicular cancer and had both of my testicles removed. I now just have an empty Sack. Everything else works. I am VERY self conscious about this and want to discuss it with the provider. Should I wait until the fist meeting and discuss it with here then, or should I talk to her about it before we meet. The provider is very short and to the point on the phone does not seem to want to discuss much detail. Any suggestions?

. . . then tell her when you see her. I don't think that's a big deal for her either way; or perhaps email her.

BTW, Did you really mean it when you wrote "fist meeting?"

just relax

I'm very sure that a well reviewed provider wouldn't care at all about this.  I can understand your being a bit self conscious about it, but hope that you can relax and enjoy your time with the lady.  She is there to please and relax you....(and then excite you!!!).  Relax and let her!
Most providers will be hesitant to discuss details of a sexual nature over the phone or in emails.....it's just a safety precaution, and a wise one.  I would wait till you meet with her, and maybe even not say anything........ unless she asks.  She may have seen this before.  AND......... be very very grateful, as I'm sure you are.........that you caught it in time and you're here, you're healthy, and it all works!  What a lucky man you are!  

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Some times you feel like a nut...some times you don't.

Sorry, it was just too easy.  

On a serious side...no professional should ever be thrown by your situation.  I have talked to a few providers over the years and your situation wouldn't even make their weekly Top Forty, let alone the Hot Five At Nine!  So go for it and report back.

If all else fails...stand naked in front of her and yell, "Nuts! I knew I forgot something!"

God am I sorry, I really am.  My mind has gone to crap for lack of sex.

All of the responses you received are correct. (Some had a little sarcastic humor to them but that is just the nature of this site.)  Most providers will not care.

On the outside chance that you may not know,  there is a cosmetic procedure that can be performed to replace your removed testicles; with artificial ones.  Obviously they are not functional but they will fill the scrotum without anyone being the wiser.      

In the interim, relax.  

All the best.

You are a cold hearted b@#%*&d. LOL  (rotflmao)

I can visualize this subject as being awkward over the phone.

Wait until you see her, sitting together on the bed as you drink a glass of wine, her leg resting on top of your legs, and you gently stroking her firm muscles through her tight jeans. Your eyes only inches apart.

You really have her full attention at this point. You can talk about the subject in some depth, if the conversation goes in that direction. Much less stressful than talking to a cold phone.

unless it comes up while you're playing. then just say something funny like "I wanted to make sure you wouldn't get preggers so I left them at home!"

BTW, I believe they have implants for this situation. Go ask The Love Goddess over on the Erotic Highway Board.

But you GOTTA have a sense of humor!!!  Thanks terrev for my laugh of the day.  You must be fun to be around!

I know...not funny...but what you gonna do?

Kat, I try to be funny when I can, but only when inappropriate...like when my friend Kay died.  I paid off an usher and a ventrilloquist friend of mine and when they wheeled her casket down the aisle I said "Poor Kay", the usher opened the casket slightly and my buddy the ventrilloquist threw his voice and said "Butter."

Or more on topic... I once knew a guy with three balls who could fly.  Yeah, we called him ET...you know the Extra Testical.

Sorry, but encouraging me only gets thing going worse.  Like: What do you call a cow with no legs?  Ground beef.

I really need help...I need to get laid and good or my brain will continue to deteriorate.  Who knows how bad it could get?

Oh funny!  About that laid part..... not sure where you're at but if near Minneapolis I could help you out with that this weekend.  I'm hosting an incall this weekend and have a couple of times left on Saturday.  I'm sure I could stop that brain deterioration promptly!

Alas I am in DC and far from the cold of Minnesota.  I wish I was there.  I am sure you could warm me up and stop my mental deterioration, but unfortunately me and my dying brain are here.

terrev is right, that will be no big thing at all to a good provider.

LMAO

I must of laughed for 10 minutes....