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Re:Pocket full of
tripNatl 34 Reviews 3464 reads
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Cool.  They do made-to-order.  I wonder if I can get a Lucy Liu.  And when do the Olsen twins turn 18?  
On a related note...if you had sex with Mary Kate and Ashley at the same time before they turned 18, would you get 20 or 40 years?  Either way, it would be worth it.  
One a barely related note, I propose that we (all living men on the planet) offer to buy 5 copies each in advance if Penthouse will pony up whatever it takes to get those two in a centerfold on their 18th birthday.

I donno seems kinda of like them pocket you know whats to me...

Heidi Leigh3561 reads

Looks like an O'Keefe painting to me.

Cool.  They do made-to-order.  I wonder if I can get a Lucy Liu.  And when do the Olsen twins turn 18?  
On a related note...if you had sex with Mary Kate and Ashley at the same time before they turned 18, would you get 20 or 40 years?  Either way, it would be worth it.  
One a barely related note, I propose that we (all living men on the planet) offer to buy 5 copies each in advance if Penthouse will pony up whatever it takes to get those two in a centerfold on their 18th birthday.

Fermatslast3567 reads

I'm in for 5 issues.  When do they turn 18?

OMG!  It should be a felony to be, oh yeah.  Damn it!


Talking of waiting for these poor innocent underaged girls to turn 18 just so you can defile them with your vulgar and lecherous selves and all so you can avoid the charge of statutory rape.

I for one would bang them 15 minutes BEFORE they turn 18 (15 minutes is all I need) and to avoid puritanical and outdated legal repercussions I would do it in the Netherlands where it is perfectly legal.

So there!


I know the intent was humorous, but they are after all still minors. And sex or implied sex with minors is anything but funny. just my .02

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