I took Spanish in School and can't spell s---.  Depends upon the provider as to whether I want full service in addition to French.  Can you have you cock (I mean cake) and eat it too??

I've never been able to complete a conversation in French, so I only like it as a warm up.

Ladies never beleive it, and they always try to prove me wrong, but so far nobody has been able to do it. Somehow, French just doesn't get the job done. I love to watch it in progress, however.

Now Brooke, we guys up her are so friggin olde we've forgotten Algebra, not to mention combinations & permutations.
You are such a frisky lookin' hottie that it's hard to know where to begin, and one would never want to stop.

JC starts with daty and goes through the Latin alphabet, then leaps on for a frantic 5 of Paul the Missionary, and lastly might pull out and straddle your chest for some Frenchie in the Mouthie.

Holy Ghost is a lazy bugger and likes wet French bbjteoku or bbjteont where nt = New Testament. He's so shadowy that no amount of Viagra works.

Dad on the other hand is a satyr: daty, 69, FS, FM, and then BBJTC. Then he howls "Oh Me!"

John Paul is older than Strom Thurmond. He pulls out a magnifying glass, a jar of Oil of Olay, and just whacks away for hours, chanting in Latin.

But JP really does not really work for us. He's got his own gig, the Italio-Polish Mafia, but that is another story. LOL

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I must say that I love French w/o translation spoken with a long, slow,deep Southern drawl....mmmmmm.  Oh so fun to watch too.  AND, I like to try speaking the same language but often question my abilities to get the message across.  But I keep on trying.