You judgmental Assholes!!!! Let's put your asshole judgemental abilities to good use. Tell us how you would rate the eight asses below (5-8 in second post).

Number one being your first choice and so on. Give us at least your first three preferences or rate them all if you want to take the time. You can even tell why you chose the ones you chose. But please, keep your hands off the screen.

OFA (Oldest Fat Asshole) LOL

BTW - If further explanation is needed, the boobiage on the top go with the ass below them. I have even numbered them for you to reduce the possibilty of confusion, if you can even see the numbers. Reminder ... no hands on the screen.

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I'm not sure why. Just the way they spoke to me.

Don't ask me why. They all look pretty sweet!

I agree.  has something to do with the ass for me.

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"darlin' don't wash your whole ass, just your ass hole!"

Any way 5,1,4,8,3,2,6,7,8

#5 looks like she's peekin' over her shoulder "expecting" it.

#8's anal personality (is there such a thing?) looks puckered tighter than a camels ass in a sand storm.    

The rest can be shuffled as they all look like it would be a pleasure to spend some time in Greece with.

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I can't believe I am not putting #1 in my top three.

Damn, maybe I am becoming an assman.

OFAF (Oldest Fat Assman Fart)  

not that i'd kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers.....

I want to be just like you when I grow up. Better pictures than the Porn Star Board. Please oh please keep up the good work.

BBxxx

I want them all and they all want me of course!  
3 & 2 are far above the rest of the field.  
The rest are also rans!

oh, eom

"867-5309/Jenny" is a song written by Alex Call and Jim Keller and performed by Tommy Tutone that was released on the album Tommy Tutone 2, on the Columbia Records label. It peaked at Number 4 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in 1982. Call came up with the name and number and completed the song with Keller.

Many believed 867-5309 was the real phone number of a girl named Jenny. The song caused a fad of people dialing 867-5309 (which was then a valid phone number in dozens of North American area codes) and asking for "Jenny".

Although Tommy Tutone is primarily remembered for this song and commonly considered a "one-hit wonder," they actually had a Billboard Top 40 hit in 1980—two years before "Jenny"—with "Angel Say No," which peaked at #38.

With that bit of geekdom, you have formally been accepted into the Rainbow Rejection Reformation (we like R's) discussed below, and you shall evermore be referred to as Mr. White (unless Mr. Chartreuse wants white and then seniority rules).  I know that you are honored, and you do not have to supplicant yourself at our feet.  A simple thank you will do.

The rules are simple, you have to post sophomoric humor on the boards, engage in inane banter with other geeks making the regular members moan in disgust, shamelessly kiss the ass of every provider that posts, use obvious alias', and put lots of smiley faces on the posts.  Can you do it?? (said in the head gang guy's voice from Warriors - I believe it's Cyrus, but I'm too lazy to look it up)

you gotta see them standing & walking around.  You gotta see how it hangs, how it wiggles, with & without heels.

The hell with wet T-shirt contests.  I'll help you sponsor a Naked Ass series.

Or this is the only chick your going home with!!!!

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She's all woman, my Mom, that's one of my favorite pictures of her.  Now, when you're done with her, kick her ass out of bed and send her home to make me some bacon and eggs.  

LOL  

her hind quarter pushing in the intercom button.

My security systme recorded the whole thing.  It should be on you-tube soon.

Also, I said she offerd me another freebie...I never said I took one...just that she offered...AGAIN...

She slept outside my door again last night, so I had the gardner hose her off and send her home...BTW, what is your obsession with bacon and eggs, or did we discuss that already?...lol...