What are some of your pet peeves????

So many women, so little time!!!

Actually, i believe thats......so many women, so little money!

Bolt-on titties!  It amazes me why so many beautiful woman choose to enhance what doesn't need enhancing.

OMG I spit soda everywhere..that is hysterical...thanks babe i needed that.

From a hobbyist's perspective:

1.  Answering phone during session.

2.  Asking for tips during session.

3.  Baby wipes.

4.  Bad acting, and not caring that it's obvious.


There's a few, for starts.  

1. Asking what you want for her to do specially for you and then completely ignoring/forgetting what you said.

2. The above but worse when you have seen her multiple times and she asks each time and forgets/ignores it each time.

3. Baby Wipes.

4. The 'call me when you get to the {intersection, restaurant, offramp...}' bullshit.

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Several emails to build up, a couple of phone calls to finalize logistics and confirm, and then....

...a last minute cancellation (or, even worse, a no-show).

Abby

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-No Shows.

-Bad Hygene.

-Guys that take Advantage of Time.

-Un Clean Un Circumcized Penis'.

- Guys that are forceful about trying to F@ck w/out a condom.

-Anal w/out enough Lube.

-Guys that Call and say "I've never done this before" But yet they know the right questions to ask.

-Guys that are Snoopy when they come over for Incall.

Ok I think that is enough for Starters...LOL

My list is the combination of several already posted, plus one of my own...

1. No-shows
2. Any whoopie-preventing/stalling BS (No condoms, up charging, asking for tips, etc.)
3. Answering phone, or evenhaving ringer on, during session
4. Providers that charge for the hour(s) but run after one pop

But here's the new one I'd add:

I don't like having to push to get things going.  I can get a lot done in one hour, and a whole lot in two hours, if things get started.  I get frustrated when the first 30+ minutes of a session ends up being "getting to know each other" chat, and then it's a rush to get done.  I love it when a provider gets things going, and in just a few minutes of arrival.  Two pops with a little time for chat in between is just right for me.

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Here's a few:

-Bad Hygiene
-Cash-n-Dash and Bait-n-Switch scammers (very typical here in Phoenix)
-Cigarrete breath
-Rush sessions
-Upselling
-No shows

uggg I think that is the worst!!!!!

Laziness pisses me off the most. I think it has something to do with the ability to concentrate or focus oneself on the moment. Those with high integrity also seem to be able to make stronger choices about how they will respond to the situation. Some have used the expression of being "at cause", as opposed to those who are passively "at effect". Or you might say the difference between a true artist and a poseur feeb.

Make it a policy to tote along a small bottle of listerine... they make itty bitty discreet travel sized bottles. To repeat what I said in the newbie section, you need to learn a couple of survival tricks to use in the field. Right before you begin the session, gargle and rinse thoroughly. If you want to conserve the listerine for a post session rinse, or there is no place to spit it out, as will be the case in some incall locations, tilt your head sligtly back after the gargle, wrap your lips firmly around the top of the bottle, then tilt your head down. All the fluid will run back into the bottle. This is now my standard practice and providers have enjoyed learning how to do it. It has always made a substantial positive difference in my time, as I am more confident in my presentation, I am more confident that her mouth is clean, she is more confident that my mouth is clean. And so on. The vibes improve enough to make it worth the trouble.

For extra credit, get some liquid chlorophyll or chlorophyll capsules from a good health food or vitamin store. The stuff is an excellent whole body deoderizer. My sweat is normally rank, doesn't matter what I eat or don't eat, it sweats out smelling predictably foul and male. Walk though a busy massage house on Friday night and you'll know what I'm speaking of. Damn.. you can hardly breath the B.O. is so gross.

A tablespoon of liquid chlorophyll in the morning mixed with water and another one before you get set to party will do it. It drops B.O. in its tracks. Now I take it every day cause it works better for me that the sticks, sprays, and whatnot, and it is actually cheaper too.

BTW... skip the onions, garlic, shallots, yummy mexican food, all those sulfurous flavors for two days before to insure that YMMV doesn't accidentally apply to you.

Guess I've been lucky and have exceptionally clean guys, or something, no bad breath, cheesy peckers...etc. My Peeve is people(Client or Provider) that puts no value to their word. Seems folks don't feel that honoring their word is an obligation. Promises, commitments, agreements, are tossed around like confetti. Even when a phone call or an email would set things right, these guys don't give it a second thought...Maybe it's low self-esteem, or a lack of respect...I'm not sure...But it sucks..!!! What ever happened to "A Man(Woman) is only as good as His(Her) word" ?? Or better yet "Treat others, the way you want to be treated"..???

For a while I kept experiencing providers who had that awful smell coming from the backdoor while I was doing the dog with them.  Nothing kills the mood or the bone more, viagra or no viagra.    Please ladies, keep all the entrances clean!!!!

Although I rarely encounter one, a dirty, stinky pussy really turns me off.

her intentionally wanting to insult you.  I never go back.

5.  Poor personal hygiene.

6.  Unsanitary work area (or the mere appearance of it).

7.  Clutter in the work location (house, apartment).

8.  Other people (besides providers) at the location.

9.  Leaving the room (except for going to the bathroom).

10.  Talking very dirty before we know each other well.

11.  Rules (can't touch this, won't do that - I'm easy to please, just want basic stuff).

12.  Drug use.

13.  Having kids live there (even if they're sent out to play).

I'll come up with more later.  Some ladies may take issue with some of these, but these are the things that turn me off.  Just being honest.

Some of these pet peeves amaze me... GG I am so sorry you were with anyone that wasnt completely clean. That just makes me shudder. Kids...dirty incall locations ect. ect. It still amazes some women stay in business.


But I have a few pet peeves....

Tasteless jokes about large people, while they are sitting across a table from me.

BO....I have had to ask too many times, but ever so gently, for my guys to shower before a date.

Getting dressed afterwards and saying..."Now what was your rate again?"

Smelling like you bathed in Cigar smoke for the last 30 days.

I love to kiss...but dont swallow my tonsils, I need them obvioulsy or the dr. would have removed them years ago.


But my biggest...is booking, confirming and telling me how much your anxious to see me....and then leaving me sitting in a hotel lounge waiting for you. It has happened more times than I care to admit. Not only does it waste my time and cost me money...it hurts my feelings and I really Hate that.


Kisses,
Lass

Actually Lass,the comment about 'what is your rate again' is actually a compliment. Goes to show that his experience with you brought them to a higher plane and it is now tough to remember the mundane details of this life