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Re:Look at the E section on this page :)
Lisa Real See my TER Reviews 646 reads
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holy cow, easy bake oven and cake are euphimisms for vagina.

My gosh I have alot of vagina on my mind.

thanks for the post.

xo L

when you book an appt with me.

Sorry for all of you that grew fond of the little cakes that I would hand to you on your way out the door.

You now must find yourself a new provider with better baking skills or wait for NEW, IMPROVED easy bake oven to come out since their was a recall. :(

By the way, if one of you can get your hands on a pre-May 2006 oven, I might be baking little cakes for you again real soon.

XO Lisa


-- Modified on 2/6/2007 2:12:29 PM

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Those cakes were good , butt I wood really like to taste your MUFFINS

Thank You


sorry, but easy bake ovens dont make muffins.

Maybe you could find another provider to make you a muffin ? :)

Any takers, lol?

xo Lisa

I think we are living in a society where we have become suit happy and recall happy.  I had an Easy Bake Oven.  It was a lightbulb in a plastic box, that heated the cake mix.. and baked it.  The darn thing got hot.  If you removed the cake with bare hands, you got burned.  So what did my parents do, they stayed with me the first time I made a cake, explained safety to me, and the first time I ran to them and complained about burning myself.. told me to be more careful.

They didn't scream about the oven being unsafe.  What next, we should recall baseballs.  Afterall, if you get hit with one.. you could get a concussion.  And rollerblades.. if you fall you can get hurt.  Lets add bicycles, barbies (they do have sharp edges on their hands and you could poke your eyes out), trucks (what if you stepped on one.. see rollerblades above), stuffed animals (those noses and eyes can come off an choke someone).  Better yet, why don't we wrap our kids in bubble wrap.. give them holographic toys and that solves the problem.

Where do the parents' roles come into play?  Did they buy and Easy Bake oven for a child too young?  Because an older child would have some sense about sticking their hand in an oven.  Did mom and dad just give the oven to the kid with no instructions about safety?

Now, I'm going to go out to Mc Donalds, order a hot coffee, stick it between my legs as I drive my stick shift car, scald my knees when the cup collapses when I slam on the brakes, and sue Mc Donalds Corp for $1m dollars.. for bodily injury!  Oh and for psychological trauma!


-- Modified on 2/6/2007 4:43:54 PM


well what is more ludicrous is an escort baking cakes in one of those things.

Scald your knees ? You'll probably scald your vagina, those things are hot.

xo Lisa

Lisa, I wasn't making fun of your post.  I actually found it cute.  I just found the news of the recall to be quite disturbing for the reasons I mentioned.

I'll have to think twice about that coffee.. otherwise, I'd have to file for workers comp if I scalded my vagina... roflmao

Take care
xoxo
SIN

I am glad you think my imaginary cake-baking is cute.

I think your post was cute too. Seriously those coffees are hot.

I agree this nation is litigious but, does the coffee really have to be that hot ?

xo Lisa

I think you have the wrong defendant.  Definitely you should sue the car manufacturer, for failing to have a warning label on the steering wheel that says: DON'T OPERATE VEHICLE WITH HOT MCDONALDS COFFEE.  MAY CAUSE SEVERE BURNS TO VAGINA.  Or something like that.

All joking aside, my favorite from the annals of litigation (and I am not making this up) is the company that made Batman/Superman costumes for kids (like for Halloween).  They put on the costume a warning label that said: WARNING: CAPE WILL NOT ENABLE USER TO FLY.

Alot of little boys put on the capes think they are superman and then jump from a tree.

The warning label is somewhat justified since most parents don't think their kid could be that stupid.

Case in point,  as a youngster I jumped from the roof with an umbrella but it sadly turned inside out .... if Mary poppins glided down gracefully... why can't I ?

xo Lisa

xo Lisa

-- Modified on 2/6/2007 5:26:36 PM

Maybe addictive!

Too Hot to handle!

Items in mirror are closer than they appear!

I guess we were baking cookies.

I posted above without first noticing Lisa's post.

What's the odds?  :o)


holy cow, easy bake oven and cake are euphimisms for vagina.

My gosh I have alot of vagina on my mind.

thanks for the post.

xo L

I swear... the way some minds operate... one of my former GFs wore a jade cube on her belly button ring because she believed that the universe was a cube. I insisted that it was a do-nut. We compromised that it was between a sphere and a cube... hence a "sphoob"... then we ate it. Yum! :))))))

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