What does YMMV stand for?  Sorry just a beginner.

Reefine YMMV

To men: Your mileage may vary. Your experience may differ from the next guy.

To women: You experience differed from the next guy because you were limp.

Funny, you never see reviews that say "No matter how hard I tried, I could never get it ** In fact, I can't get it ** with any girl." Instead it's, "All 48 women that I sampled in the last 2 years weren't really my type. In fact, all 48 were YMMV due in part to the ambiance (the lights hit the walls in an odd way), the refreshments served, the attire, the conversation, the sheets (I prefer silk to cotton) and to the alarm clock on my head."

"No dude, the alarm clock. We all had one."

"Oh, well maybe she's not YMMV afterall. Can we edit that review?"

"See Staff, Dude. Just tell 'em the alarm clock thing makes her less than GFE so we want to use some other term besides YMMV."

"Like what we gonna' use? TER ain't got a term for that. I checked. S.P.A.A.C.O.M.H., She Put an Alarm Clock On My Head isn't in the VIP word classification."

"In TJ, I think that's called La Bruha Loca. Dude, in the deep south, they use B*tc*."

"That's American. Okay, then I'll submit that. So we're asking Staff to change the review from YMMV, kissing with tongue, on street parking, alarm clock on our heads to just B*tc*."

"Yeah."

"But won't that have some affect on her business, Dude?"

"I dunno. I thought this was all fiction."




-- Modified on 1/8/2004 1:23:59 PM

First off it stands for: Your Milage May Vary. Now cornwell, this may be looked at in a couple of different ways. One, it may be the which provisions of a providers services that she is willing to do with you. For example, a provider may not do DFK or DATY some of the time or with some of her clients. But maybe she will always do it with you. Or maybe if a provider was known for BBBJ, she may for reason or cause not do it for you. As an example for me, my provider does not offer DFK; but she accomidated me probably because we meet quite often and have a better friendship than with most customers of hers. YMMV may also mean what you want from a provider, and what you don't like.

I think YMMV and you're all by yourself.

YMMV could also stand for Your Monkey's Mainly Virginal but after you've been around the block a few times it would probably be Your Monkey's Mightily Versed.  Then when you become an old wanker like me it will be Your Monkey's Mostly Vociferous!

Seriously, welcome to the playground -- hope you have fun.

I see it as you have every right to expect a certain level of performance when you are meeting with an escort-I am a professional in my job, and people I deal with have certain expectations, this is the escort's job, hopefully she has a professional attitude to begin with, so everyone starts with a sort of base level of what is going to happen.  YMMV comes into play for all kinds of reasons-but a big one is some providers seem to click with certain clients and not with others, I don't think looks play much to do with that, maybe more the client's attitude, how respectful he is to the lady. I think the lady is more into the date with someone who she clicks-well, duh, that was a no-brainer, but that does make for a more exciting session for the client.

It means that even though I love to perform a BBBJTC on one nice client the one who I saw who had not showered and had a small blob of TP attached to his anus, was dissapointed because I am too nice to ask him to shower so he can  fully enjoy the same treatment...

and after a full bottle of wine, this is the first time she has made this much sense!
I think I have too much insight in the provider side of things...

SM

-- Modified on 1/10/2004 2:37:18 AM

I had a client last night, who I thought was very nice but his breath stunk like something died. 3 times, I asked him nicely to brush his teeth and rinse with Listerine that I had in the bathroom. I have to say that he was very gentlemanly enough to do these simple requests for me for I really wanted to give him my 100%, but no matter how many times he went to kiss me, I had to actually think of other things and not concentrate so hard on his breath (I mean it literally stunk to high heaven!). Let me tell you, although the session ended up going well, it seemed that 2 hours was actually 6 by the the time that we were done LOL Bad breath can actually lead up to a ymmv. So men/women use tongue scrapers, get your teeth cleaned on a regular basis, rinse, rinse, and rinse! LOL