Technically, I might not be raising this question in the appropriate forum. My question doesn’t have to do with escorts, but rather topless dancers. There wouldn’t actually even be a question if we were talking about escorts, and I wish we were, but I’m just a little scared of hiring an escort. Plus, I can’t really afford it. Not over the long haul anyway. In real life, sometimes you have to settle. So while I wish that I was having sex outside of a professional services relationship, and while I wish I could afford to settle for paying for sex, I have to use my limited amount of cash to pay for what it will get me, some very pleasant teasing and nice company.
As a momentary aside, table dances here in Austin are regularly $20, but most places, it seems, have two for one pricing at lunchtime during the week and all afternoon on Sundays. And most dancers will spend some time just talking to you if they know that they’re going to make money dancing for you. I haven’t started spending time in topless bars for the nice company, but it does help a frugal consumer to stretch his dollar (assuming that you enjoy the company).
But, back to the point, I have started spending some time in the local topless bars. Of course, every dancer is different, and even for one dancer her style will vary depending on whether she already knows you or she’s never seen you before. But, having said that, there are a lot of dancers out there making a lot of physical contact. I get excited just looking at most of these ladies, so a dancer certainly has my undivided attention when she sits down between my legs and starts to grind up against me. But the thing is, that’s just the beginning for some of these dancers. Most dancers use that move to get the dance (and me) started, but a fair number of dancers seem to be using that as a jumping off point for even more arousing moves. Once she has determined to which side I am dressed, and she straddles my (left) leg so that she can practice her kegel exercises (I’m not sure about the spelling on that), I have to confess to being at once pleased and nervous. Happy for the very pleasant sensations, but nervous about what would happen if I just let myself go. With some of these dancers, I have to stop after just a few dances because I’m so stimulated that anything more would bring me to orgasm right there in the club, in my pants, with all those other people sitting around.
I’ll admit that I’m pretty naïve, but I don’t know whether I’m getting the most bang for my buck. These are after all dancers, not escorts, and I’m paying for dances, not sex (not that I would ever pay for sex, because that would be illegal). But, if I were to accidentally come while one of these dancers was dancing for me would that be wrong? And (despite my previous attempt at humor) I don’t mean wrong in the strictly legal sense, but rather in the eyes of the dancer. And would the answer be different if, given the facts that accidents do happen, I had slipped on a condom before starting to dance. After all, some might consider that to be premeditation more than preparedness.
So I guess what I am trying to ask is, would it be improper etiquette to not say anything to the dancer and just have her keep dancing until I climax? Is the "don’t ask, don’t tell" philosophy appropriate for this situation? One would assume that she would know full well what is bound to come of that much attention to that part of a man’s body, and while she might be comfortable with the inevitable conclusion (or at least not uncomfortable with it), she might prefer to not actually talk about it (given the fact that having sex for money is illegal). On the other hand, perhaps she is relying on me to know when I need to stop in order to keep all that teasing from turning into something inappropriate? (Inappropriate for the particular venue of a dancer/client relationship in public at the club, which is how this particular situation is defined.) Would she be overly disconcerted knowing what it means when she sees me start to hyperventilate and tense up, and then sees my eyes roll back and my whole body go slack? Would she laugh and point her finger? Would she expect more money (which wouldn’t actually be out of the question depending on how long, or short, a time she had been dancing for me)? Would she even know?
After all of this rambling, it’s probably a moot point. I couldn’t actually consider coming to climax right there in the club even if she was onboard with the idea. And asking her to leave the club would mean that we were no longer talking about a handful of $10 table dances. But anyway, if any of you have any thoughts on this, I would appreciate hearing from you.
I am,
The Short Guy
