Ok besides Sedona's rude awakening this morning with a less than great phone call.. the following email just appears in my box ( no the other ONE ! )

Bush******
hi I'm in Orlando for 3 more days and I've been very bored    can you helo me?  I noticed on your website you are out for a few days what about your fiend? I may be extended for another week what's your avalability   prices   and a pic please Can I see keenedy if she's naughty  I'm rather large and like greek     is that ok?  In the past it has caused minor ass tearing.how 'bout kennedy?   does she like that I've got all the cash in the world too