i want free p*ssy and a LOT of it!
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i mean ... HELLO? who wants to be a kid? ... frankly i don't ... mainly cuz I AM ONE already!
seriously, i'm only 16! ... fooled y'all didn't i? ![]()
LOL
I didn't write this .... it was sent around the Internet years ago from an anomymous author. I did update it and add a few things.
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult in order to accept the responsibilities of a six-year-old. . . The tax base is lower. . .
I want to go to McDonald's and think it's the best place in the world to eat.
I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make waves with rocks.
I want to think M&Ms are better than money 'cause you can eat them.
I want to play kickball during recess and stay up on Christmas Eve waiting to hear Santa and Rudolph on the roof.
I long for the days when life was simple.
When all you knew were your colors, the addition tables and simple nursery rhymes.
But it didn't bother you because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care.
I want to go to school and have snack time, recess, gym and field trips.
I want to be happy because I don't know what should make me upset.
I want to think the world is fair and everyone in it is honest and good.
I want to believe that anything is possible.
I want to think that everyone, including myself, will live forever.
I want to be oblivious to the complexity of life, and be overly excited by the little things again.
I want to watch cartoons on Saturday morning in my pajamas.
I want to live knowing the little things I find exciting will always make me as happy as when I first learned them.
I want to be naive enough to think that if I'm happy, so is everyone else.
I want to walk down the beach and think only of the sand beneath my feet, and the possibility of finding that blue piece of sea glass I'm looking for.
I want to spend my afternoons climbing trees and riding my bike, letting the grownups worry about time, the dentist, and how to find the money to fix the car.
I want to wonder what I'll do when I grow up. Maybe this time
I'll be a fireman, or a cowboy, or an explorer.
I want to travel back and build a snowman without thinking about anything except whether the snow sticks together and what I can possibly use for the snowman's mouth.
I want to be where even the biggest boo boo in the world could be solved by mommy kissing it.
I grew up too fast and I didn't pay attention!!!!!!
I want to be six again.
to remember when the only reason there was to dislike someone was because they wouldn't share their candy...
I want to recieve paper red hearts for Valentines Day, and spend hours trying to figure out who sent it...
I want to curl up in my moms lap and have her caress my hair while she told me about when she was a little girl...
I want to ride my bike from dusk till dawn and the only consequence being are my clothes too dirty to wear tomorrow...
I want to experience my first crush again...that wave of love for that little boy who made me blush....
I want to be able to go back and take back those things I said that hurt, to be able to say I love you when it was the most important and to cherish my childhood, instead of spending so much time wishing I was grown. But as I sit here, I realize in order to do that, I would have to change who I am...in the end, it's not worth it, but it's a fun dream.
I want to be young again and swing on the swing real high until
I scare myself
I want to go swim across lake Nokomis naked in the early
morning hours with my older brothers after we have finished
our morning paper routes
I want to go back and tell my deceased father that even though
he tried to murder me when I was 12 years old that I forgive
him just the same.
I want for myself and all of my siblings to laugh and play with
out a care in the world.
I cannot go back anymore, I can only move forward with what I did
not have before, Love for myself.
I want to spend summer vacations at my grandparents house in Michigan again.
I want to sit on the end of the dock with my feet hanging in the water making up storys with my best friend again.
I want everything to look so big and grand again like it did back then.
I want to go exploring in the fields and back yards, crossing streets you weren't supposed to again.
And i want to be 10 again also. So i could tell my father that archery really isn't my thing before i let go of the arrow, only to watch as it sailed past the target just to the left, accross the road, thru the bathroom wondow(it was closed at the time) and lodged in the wall just above my mothers head as she sat there. At least she was in the right place to get the s**t scared out of here, but after almost 27 years, i really am tired of hearing about it.
i want free p*ssy and a LOT of it!
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i mean ... HELLO? who wants to be a kid? ... frankly i don't ... mainly cuz I AM ONE already!
seriously, i'm only 16! ... fooled y'all didn't i? ![]()
LOL
look at the bright side....
I Can't Believe We Made It up to this point so far...!
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 30's, 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's or even the early 80's, probably shouldn't have survived.
Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.
We had no childproof lids or locks on medicine bottles, doors, or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets.
Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!
We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. No cell phones. Unthinkable!
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.
We had friends! We went outside and found them.
We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt. We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents?
We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.
We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out any eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.
Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade. Horrors!
Tests were not adjusted for any reason.
Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected.
The idea of parents bailing us out if we got in trouble in school or broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the school or the law. Imagine that!
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers, and inventors, ever.
We had freedom, failure, success, and responsibility -- and we learned how to deal with it.
And you're one of them!
Congratulations!
Disclaimer:
the majority of the above reprinted from an e-mail message I received...original author unknown but my sentiments exact.
You left out only one cogent point.
Those of us that grew up in the 50's, 60's etc. didn't go to school armed to the teeth.
...I was born and raised in NYC back in the 50'sand 60's.Back then,we would identify ourselves by what Parish we were from...and in a school fight,there would never be a second thought that the other person would pull out a weapon(most times it would be postponed until after school and settled with a few punches)...unless of course...you were in the Blackboard Jungle. I remember seeing that movie( released in 55') and saying how can schools be that tough...now they have automatic weapons.What's next? WMD...lol....Vic Morrow gave one of his best performances, as the hood with a switchblade, hyped up on rock and roll, who can't relate to high school until teacher Glenn Ford starts to reach the kids in small ways.I believe Sydney Potier was in that one also.
Cheers!
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Anyone remember fussing when the Kindergarten teacher tried to make you eat a cookie, drink some milk, and take a nap? And we fought it tooth and nail.
These days I'd KILL for a nap in the afternoon.......