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Re:I have honestly had very satisfying experiences with smaller members,
followme 3068 reads
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As us sailors say it is not the length of the ship that
counts, it is the motion of the ocean.

myself, well aye am no aircraft carrier.....more like a gun boat.

and when the gun fires     W O W        

the problem arises when the gun fires too soon, and some of the older guns can take a bit of time to reload.
that however is often a good time to clean and polish the gun by stroking the entire length of the barrel, and believe it or not saliva works great.

Thank you

catdaddy693763 reads

Do the guys you run across with little dicks ever know or act like they have little ones? And tell us your most memorable little-dick experience. Us big dick guys want to have a good laugh. You guys with the pint-sizd peters are welcome to weigh in if you like.

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avalon_rose3181 reads

I remember one time in particular that a man had previously told me he had 4 inches when he was a solid 6. He seemed to really have believed he only had 4 inches.

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Jockeypants3114 reads

I have 4.5 inches of pink steel!
(or occasionally aluminum)

I accidently measured it once.  (I tripped on a yardstick)

But Little Sampson seems to have just as many nerve endings as the massive, monster cock that started this thread, who wants to laugh at me.

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avalon_rose3681 reads

Even more so than some "monster" cocks. It really does matter how you use it, I promise. :) I think you are supposed to measure along the top. :( I looked everywhere because someone had once told me you measure on the bottom from the very base, but I could not find that information and in fact found mention of the contrary...

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Jockeypants2099 reads

...and ain't that the fun part anyway?!

I don't know the official measuring requirements either and I only did it because there was some post that made me curious a while back!  LOL.  
I like my cute little pee pee very much.  It's made me very happy indeed.

Come to think of it... No one ever asks me how long my tongue is!  (It's not the length, it's what you do with it!)

I know that just looking at your grin, Rose, makes every part of my body feel "monster" and that's all right by me.

I'm gonna go eat a burrito.  Have a great Labor day!

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followme3069 reads

As us sailors say it is not the length of the ship that
counts, it is the motion of the ocean.

myself, well aye am no aircraft carrier.....more like a gun boat.

and when the gun fires     W O W        

the problem arises when the gun fires too soon, and some of the older guns can take a bit of time to reload.
that however is often a good time to clean and polish the gun by stroking the entire length of the barrel, and believe it or not saliva works great.

Thank you

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bikebryan2234 reads

"As us sailors say it is not the length of the ship that counts, it is the motion of the ocean."

That may be true, but as Jeff Foxworthy said, You ain't getting to China in a rowboat.

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avalon_rose1749 reads

They are simply harder to work with and require much more finesse. They also require a man to pay close attention to the woman so he knows he is not hurting her, which may make it harder for him to enjoy himself because he has to think constantly about what he is doing.

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Angry 1/2 Inch3045 reads

You mean the old saying "It's not how much you have but how you use it" is false....

I'll be heart broken

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followme4414 reads

That the guys who brag/talk about having the most actually have the least.


Thank You

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Lex Luethor3143 reads

I even pay providers extra to post on these boards that I'm "big".

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catdaddy692078 reads

...that I have a hard time with providers who insist on a certain length.I had this one beautiful provider tell me that if I didn't have seven inches not to even call her. Pissed off, I told her goodbye because I was cutting three inches off of my dick for anyone!!!

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skisandboots3086 reads

The jokes belong on the humor board.  However, the really old jokes like yours can just be left off altogether.  Oh wait, the joke's in your hand (cause we all know you're trying to rub one out right now).

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netmichelle3706 reads

But they expect impossible acrobatics, when only a BBBJ or a Russian will do. They sit there and just go through the facial agony glory expressions while I go through a pricey six pack of Japanese sausage wrappers. Thank God for the Female Condom. It allows the wee ones to splash in the kiddie pool safely.

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COOCHIEBOY1888 reads

what do you providers consider small or even average.i know i'm not big but i'm 7 1/2"s long when fully erect and about 3"s in
diameter.i tend to stick to the petite women (don't know if that makes a difference)and they seem to enjoy themselves (i hope).

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RastaLuva2727 reads

I hear 6 is average.  I think I'm about six but women tell me I'm at least 7 1/2. I don't think I'm small, but I don't think I'm big either.  I usually say I'm a small guy and let the expression on the ladies face when she sees it tell me the truth.  So far so good, everyone leaves happy.

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Doctor Oscillator2384 reads

That's the same diameter as a Pringles can!

"Once you pop, the fun doesn't stop!"

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MikeAndIke2697 reads

I've got a very average sized wanker....I'd guestimate 5.5'' and just average in girth.  I swear the thing is shrinking as I get older too.

Anyway....I am not the slightest bit self conscious about it because I know that I am very good in the sack.  How do I know? I've had many a lady tell me so. I don't really care since I am most concerned with busting my own nut, but I found it interesting that I was able to make a woman "tingle all over" and "have orgasms over and over", etc..  Out of curiosity, I now make a point to ask questions when I'm done ..how many times did she get off, how was it, etc.. and the feedback is always great.  So..no worries here in Tiny Wankerville, guys with small dicks (like me) simply need to try a little harder and be creative in bed.  

Technique, angles, creativity, Gspot, sensuality, etc..  give women heightened sexual arousal and ultimately orgasms. A big schlong doesn't mean a thing beyond some women may find it a turn on.

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Mr. TERvert1509 reads

They just get a new Peterbuilt....

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