These are the captions I imagine when seeing each of the 7 random pictures load on TER home page.  If you can think of better, please do.  Winner gets my sloppy seconds.

Burnette in black dress on bed: "I just piss the bed.  That'll be a hundred extra, sweetie."

Multiracial girl in white dress, smiling: "What a coincidence.  I like bluegrass, NASCAR and The 3 Stooges too.  "

Girl biting finger: "I'm very oral.  I bite the caps of mushrooms and the tops off muffins."

Back shot of corseted girl outdoors: " I like corsets, the great outdoors and especially good hygiene.  I air my arm pits out once a week whether they need it or not."

Burnette laying down, feet crossed in air: "You're early, honey.  I'm still holding in the cream pie from my morning appointment."

Asian girl looking down: "That's the biggest penis I have ever seen.  No, really - it honesty is."

Head shot of blond on beach looking back:  That's just the sand, baby.  Keep rimming.