My johnson is on the .. er.. smaller side, and I've sort of gotten tired of providers calling it huge when I can tell they're lying.

The other day, I was with a provider who happened to say "oh, it's so little" as soon as I got naked. She got embarrassed after she realized what she had said, but I put her at ease, and then we got to talking very openly about size and whether size mattered (she said it did, up to a point), and whether thickness or length was more important (she said definitely thickness was more important, and that length didn't matter at all to her). She told me about the biggest and littlest penis she had ever seen (a wide range).

All this was while we were naked in bed and she was applying her very talented mouth and hands to my body. I enjoyed this time with her so much more than other experiences because we were open about this issue. I'm wondering -- anyone else have a similar experience?

I wish one of my providers would get that honest with me...

In my dreams.

I am just average I think.  But I hate it when providers attempt to ply me with comments about how hung I am.  And as far as being hung goes, I am very small in the soft state and only come to average when the blood fills it up.

Yes, I have had a discussion with my ATF and a couple of others.  I think most ladies (and I will emphasize ladies) don't care all that much about our units unless we just happen to be so big that they can't accommodate us.  If we are too tiny they would just do the best that they can I'd guess.  I also think talk is ok with most.  

In general I have the feeling that women aren't as worried about sex and individual atributes as men are.  They recognize that people are different and they make the most of what comes their way.

On the kinky side, my ATF told me of a relatively small Italian man that she saw who had a very large penis.  She was able to handle him vaginally ok.  But for some days thereafter she wondered about taking him anally.  She finally got a call to see him again and got her self together to do the deed.  She said that it was a real close call, but she had a mission and she accomplished it.  She served up a Greek treat for him and it was his very first for what was probably obvious reasons.  She said that she couldn't have done it with a cheap condom because they are too thick and that would have made the difference.

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...and I'm a lot bigger than you are.

that can be made: When she is sitting on your face the size of your cock DOES NOT MATTER.

In fact I would agree with not2long. If you are in the normal range (long enough to insert, not so big it hurts) I think that cock size is not very important to most women.

Over the years I have heard a lot of complaints from women about what they don't like in men. (For providers I think not being clean and having a bad odor comes way ahead of whatever is in second place.)

While I don't think size matters to most women I think hardness does. In general, providers will be very nice about it if you have an erection problem, but I still think that women react to how hard the man is at a very basic level. This is one of the reasons that Viagra is a godsend to us older men. (Incidentally, thanks to the poster who suggested taking it at least two hours before a date. It does make it easier to orgasm.)

I can also empathize with not2long's Greek friend. Before last night only two women in my entire lifetime wanted to try anal sex and it really hadn't worked either time. (The normal reaction when anal sex came up was, "No way are you going to put that thing there.")

Last night I saw a provider who said, "Let's give it a try." She got on top and indeed to my surprise she got it in. However, it was about as much fun as having my thing in a vise. Then she used a pocket rocket on herself and relaxed enough for it to become comfortable. Then it became pleasant.

Anal sex is never going to be high on my list of favorite activities (way way behind DATY for example), but it is nice to finally get rid of the last shred of my virginity.



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imagining what it would be like to have one.

Nothing wrong with that.

As long as you know how to use it, that is all that matters to me

Mel

That's reassuring..

NDtBF

what's your # baby?

"Anal sex is never going to be high on my list of favorite activities ... but it is nice to finally get rid of the last shred of my virginity." -- Math Czar


it doesn't have to "end" there you know ... you can remain a virgin as you raise the freakishness bar higher and higher

LOL

If your asking for honesty I have to say that it is not size that turns me on & brings in the homer, but confidence will conquer this petite amazon every time, As you all know I have seen plenty of sizes and have to say that the biggest Kong, with next to no stamina, Vs the smallest Dong with lots of confidence and diligence will get the job done every time!  I think it's sort of like the larger guys, think "they just have to show up," using less effort and the smaller guys who may feel a need to compensate will come in and work harder than a jackhammer on a pothole, hitting all the right spots, and nothing unturned is truly a pleasure to spend time with.  
Back to the subject at hand, when I initially see a smaller gent I make NO ASSUMPTIONS, because they normally know more than one way to get the job done.
I would honesty never tell a lie, about a persons size.  I think that the average guy knows what he is working with and yes will normally make assumptions that they are smaller, when they are more than likely average.  Before I would open my mouth to blirt out a flaming lie, I would just say nothing and see what pleasure he may bring.  On the other hand if the guy is larger than what I am use to accommodating I will let the client know not to give him and ego boost, but to have him start of slow and easy, and not hurt me.  

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When I tell a client he is big I do really mean  it and I think I have seen enough to know if  big is big .......but I always also tell the client don't flatter yourself ,  big doesn't mean better  


To each girl it may be different what she likes depending on her body style , what she is used to , or if she cums from the inside or just the clit

I always seems to get to talk to my clients about this issue in an open an honest way .

Personally for me it isn't how big you are , it is what you do with it and what you do with other parts of your body   *wink wink*

Maybe some girls think they need to build the guys ego to make the session better . I don't feel I have to do that , so I don't .

I say what I mean , no need to lie or make up anything . Honesty is the best policy .

dagnabbit, I just forgot it! LOL When I remember it, I promise to let you know, cutie pie..meoww

Mel

I personally would never tell you "it's so big," if it isn't, SO BIG. But I will say that most men believe they are smaller than everyone else, regardless as to whether or not that is true.

Sometimes I do compliment gents on different things, and when I do, it's because it is TRUE. So accept the compliment please

As my friend Bebe is fond of saying... if you engorge the vulva you can phuck a woman with something pencil width and she will go crazy!

Hugs*
Tamara

I was just wondering if you lovely ladies could define BIG for us (length and girth).  While your at it and if you feel so inclined by the topic, care to tell us the size-prize in your personal and/or professional life? (smile)

Loarthan

" As long as you know how to use it, that is all that matters to me "

Shit!  That pretty well leaves me out in the cold because I don't have a frickin clue how to use it.

competing with other men.

Some women don't understand this.

"Why Is Sex Fun? The Evolution of Human Sexuality", by Jarad Diamond (author of the Pulitzer Prize-winning "Guns, Germs, and Steel", Basic Books, 1997, pages 142-146.

that there are basically three sizes: small, medium and large. For maximum sexual enjoyment they must be paired with vagi**s which, coincidentally, also come in the same three sizes. A mis-match may cause unhappiness to either partner.

Sounds like good advice to me! LOL

Nah, mine are big, it just sounded better. Raising the freakish bar for Mathesar to limbo under.

I'll run with that....

NDtBF

But as long as you are willing to learn, it's all good.

In the early days of the Space Program, the Astronauts had to pee through a plastic tube into a waste bag.  In order to fit the range of anatomies, NASA developed 3 sizes of tubes, which they named, of course, small, medium, and large.

The Astronauts, who had to choose the proper size tube, or they would end up peeing all over themselves, however, re-named the 3 sizes as:  huge, gigantic, and enormous.

And that's exactly right.

Some of the questions asked here are difficult to answer. I mean, our answers as Providers are likely to be very different than our answers for our real life - because they are TWO different WORLDS.

I don't care about any of this stuff as a Provider, but in regards to the original author's post, I have this one story.

I was a brand new Provider and had done some doubles with another lady who had a call that she couldn't make and asked me to fill in for her, as she had already ok'd it with the client.
Sure, was happy to, but nervous as this would be (I believe) my first solo appointment.
Long story short, he was very small. She had an appt. with him the next night, and we talked about it. I had never before that seen one that small, and wanted to discuss some things (particularly how to make the condom stay on, since he was 'swimming' in it). Anyway, during our chat, she told me that when they are small like that that she always says things to them about 'give me your big cock' this, and 'your big cock' that, as they really like hearing it since they don't usually hear it, and this is all fantasy and fun anyway.
But, I never have done that for fear it would just sound so fake, and backfire on me, as it did for this poster.

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Had a provider ask me "who do you think you'll satisfy with THAT?
I said "ME"