Short of that, my fantasy is to own and operate a one-stop full-service advisory and assistance bureau for providers, offering health insurance at group rates; prepaid legal advice; business planning; stock brokerage; psychological and substance abuse counseling; travel agency; fashion tips; group buying rates on sex toys, lingerie, condoms and lube; advertising agency; advice on sexual health; and general and specific instruction on methods and techniques.
Since I've fulfilled most of them already, I'm pretty satisfied. However, there are a few crazy and some romantic fantasies that still need fulfilling.
1) Making love behind a waterfall in a tropical setting. Afterward, skinny dipping in the pool of water beneath it.
2) Making love behind the Venus de Milo statue (but that would be pretty hard to do with all the people and security in the museum).
3) I know this is really creepy, but doing it in a graveyard (like some sort of ritual). Hey, there's a little bit of kinky girl in me.
4) Making love in a tree fort (or perhaps just a platform built into the tree in the jungle high above the treetops)in the rain forest.
5) In a submarine (now that's going down). Wink!
6) Somewhere in India, in a room lit with candles, bed draped with mosquito net, Jasmine burning in the room, native music to be heard coming from the opened window.
In the meantime, I'll take Phoenix, in my bedroom with my Hollywood pictures.
For some reason, big engines revving really turn me on. Maybe it's a Freudian thing, but I often come (as quietly as possible or I try really hard to think of something else) when I'm on a plane and it takes off. It's just exciting to me when those engines rev and I can feel the vibration under me. My exhusband used to love to watch me try to control myself when we traveled together. So probably a BIG fantasy for me would be making love on a plane while it's taking off. Prob. not practical these days!
There are actually services that provide opportunities for people to "join the mile-high club", so to speak. I'm sure they're not using big jetliners, but you might be surprised at just how much noise can be created by the engines on a smaller bird.
It's either that, or get very very friendly with some of the guys over at Andrews AFB.
Let's all meet high up in a tree in a graveyard. One can go down on my submarine while one bathes me under a spicket to give the waterfall effect. The remaining person can carve me a statue of Venus de Milo. This, of course, has to be done in India under a mosquito net.
My fantasy is watching a couple of highly unlikely girls - say, an Amish girl and a conservative Muslim girl - really go at each other for about 15 minutes. Then I perform my Superman jump or some other stunt and land in the middle and indulge in the pleasures for an awesome 2 hours.
So, I wonder what's the chance of this fantasy coming true? Hmm...
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