Seriously, I have been sick in the presence of providers... one in particular, and if she reads this she will know that I think of her only in the kindest and highest regards... as that was truly a great evening... although it did not go the way that I envisioned... it opened up a side of her, that perhaps few see. Many thanks.
I recently took a piss in the kitchen sink of a crack-house these asian girls lived in... the bathroom was a stinkin' mess, and it appeared that the toilet haden't worked in years, But I needed to whiz since I'd been in the car along time when I'd got there, they didn't seem to mind, they just needed some quick cash to get high... Sad, they were cute girls, but will probably go down hill fast...
The worst problem I have with pissing at appointments is when I've already got a raging boner, it's painful to aim it down and piss in the toilet... If I shower first before the sex, then I can pee easly in the shower with a boner, since I can step back, aim up and arc my stream right into the drain.. However, If I've eated aspearagus that day it will make a stenchy plume in the room when it hits the warm water swirling in the drain... An unintended consequence that causes me to dig around the bathroom for some air-freshener to spray!
Any lady who's about to lay with me will do well for herself to let me shower first, but some just want to get the bizness over with and they soon live to regret it, lol!
LOL, ...and this is why whenever possible I rent suites with a separate shower and tub!!! Seriously though if it works for you, go for it )) But keep in mind this is coming from a girl who doesn't think twice about using the urinal in the men's room when the line is too long of a wait at the ladies room.
Guys are so nasty. Did you ever see the rot on the men's bathroom walls at the stadium in your town? It's disgusting. Not only should you consider changing your TB, but have him soak his wiener in a jar of Listerine before re-entering the love boudoir.
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