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Things not to discuss when setting up an appointment for the first time..
benthos 4259 reads
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This is along the line of redhots thread.

Providers please do not talk about these when I call you.

1. ex husbands and how crazy or insane they are

2. Criminal procedings

3. About the new boy friend you just got

4. about the fart you just let loose.

5. How you need to get your life in order.

6. how your lazy boy friend is in jail for drugs

7. How you just found out it was a medical condition that was making you sleepy and that is why you didnt call back.

8. about how you ripped someone off and how proud you are about it.

9. about your money problems and how if you dont get x number of dollars they are going to throw you out.

10. blame your answering machine for not getting the messages.

These are all recent occurances from very well reviewed ladies.

-- Modified on 12/1/2005 10:51:08 AM

mrfisher2183 reads

cars parked in front of the house, so take your plates off when you part there.
I have heard of few of those before, unfortunately, often after I am already ensconsed in their lair.

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Bizzaro Superdude1573 reads

do my sense of humor or desire to procreate any good at all!  OUCH!

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Lone Haranguer1353 reads

thereby get in her pants.

Fat chance.  Men become mensch when they realize that women talk to SHARE, and actually working on the described problem is TYPICAL MALE INSENSITIVITY.

The proper response is to say, "Hmmm....yes....how awful..."  and then forget whatever silliness she was whining about.  Finger her instead.

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KateBishop3517 reads

I agree.

Being professional is being professional.  It's like telling all of this to your colleage on a conference call or listening to your waitress drone on and on about her personal life while you're just trying to eat your steak.  

Of course, like anything, once you have a rapport I guess some of these things come out.  If I were a man, however, I'd probably not want to hear it until then (of course, the bodily functions I'd never want to know about).

Kate

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1. ex husbands and how crazy or insane they are(Please feel sorry for me and come back)

2. Criminal procedings (TIP ME)

3. About the new boy friend you just got
(I dont like you)

4. about the fart you just let loose.(I dont wanna see you again)

5. How you need to get your life in order.
(And im starting now with your donation:)

6. how your lazy boy friend is in jail for drugs
(I hate men)

7. How you just found out it was a medical condition that was making you sleepy and that is why you didnt call back. (I was fucking someone else at the time buddy)

8. about how you ripped someone off and how proud you are about it. (Dont rip me off, I got your number!)

9. about your money problems and how if you dont get x number of dollars they are going to throw you out. (TIP ME FUCKER)

10. blame your answering machine for not getting the messages. (I was fucking someone when I got your call)


Escorts say the darndest things !!

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wannarideher2765 reads

although I don't talk about this on new clients

I do mention traffic tickets

warn my repeats when scheduling that I might be having my monthly...some don't care as they want me for social activites

talk about home construction that I am doing to the house or my new kitty

warn clients that I am sneezing today or let my new client know that the food is upsetting me and give me some minutes to take an antacid esp if we try a new sushi restaurant (esp after hurricane season when there is more bad sushi out there)

I have clients new to the hobby as me all the time if I have ever been robbed by force or physically assaulted and I let me know that a close friend always knows where I am at for safety and I only take one new client per day and I don't stay at my hotel after the appt for safety reasons.

I do tell all clients to email me the day before they call as my cell phone service sometimes doesn't record the call right and my missed calls only holds 10 calls so if some guy calls me 8 times to see if I am available, he has done me a disservice.

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